Quick note about dangerous streets warns of local ice threat and hopefully reminds locals to take it slow tonight and into the morning. Checkit:
Semi flips on its side as slick roads cause wrecks in metro
Drivers in the Kansas City metro woke up to fresh-fallen snow and some slick roads Sunday morning, causing a semi tractor trailer to flip over in a crash that involved four vehicles on the interstate. Police and emergency crews responded just after 8 a.m.
Look out for Mexicans and women on the road. Neither of them can drive worth a fuck
ReplyDeleteWomen drive a lot better right after they’ve gotten fucked. The rest of the time they is very distracted because they are thinking about how wet their pussies are.
DeleteMexicans can’t drive because they are too dumb.
Callate pendejo!
ReplyDeleteAlso can you eyes open for geezers on the road. Especially the pants shitting variety!
ReplyDeleteStay safe out there all!