Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Kansas City Class-Warfare Drama Because NOBODY Can Get 'Hamilton' Tickets

Local denizens of the theater are willing to have hateration hurled upon them in the name of this politically charged drama that is inaccessible to most residents. Take a look:

KC Theatre League hosting Facebook live event to answer questions about "Hamilton" tickets

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- The hit Broadway show "Hamilton" is coming to Kansas City, and everyone is talking about how to get their hands on the highly coveted tickets. The only way to guarantee seats for the show is to become a season member of the KC Theatre League, but there is currently a waiting list.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Got to tell you. Just go to New York. Richard Rogers Theatre on W 46th. Sat in the Orchestra section about 7 rows from the stage. Two tickets were about $1220. Not worth it. Yes, I got laid by a hot young actress and it was great but I could have accomplished that for drinks alone. But I understand how stupid fucking hipster think they have to see it.

Anonymous said...

Hipsters Grandparents and there Mom

Anonymous said...

Tax payers fork over more cash to cops.

Anonymous said...

” there mom”. Jesus, white trash, this is why we laugh at geezers like you. Tried to be a smart-ass, but ended up looking like the moron you’ve always been.

Anonymous said...

Yawn....go back to shitting yourself geezer.

Anonymous said...

Don’t rest your laurels on playing grammar bitch in this particular instance. I’ve seen plenty of errors in your ad nauseum pants shitting posts. You’re a coarse and gross one-trick pony. With some poetic justice, you’ll be the first hipster wannabe run over by the trolley on one of your urban outings.

Anonymous said...

Ha! @7:48...,,you got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

6:35: From the Hipster's Manifesto:

"We are not going to be bothered by learning the differences between your and you’re, its and it’s, to, too, and two, “should have” and “should of” and all the other rules of grammar, punctuation, spelling, usage, and capitalization. These rules are for the small minded, and we have our minds occupied with much larger and more important things like tweeting and updating our Facebook pages. You say a sentence should start with a capital letter and end with a period? we say who cares if you can’t understand what we’re trying to say well that’s you’re problem and you can always move"

5:22 is not a geezer.

Anonymous said...

I likes to bee the smartest sob on this hears blogger

Anonymous said...

May not be a geezer, but certainly one dumb motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

Herp derp...I a likes to be....a....a...dat guy who you know...ugh alwaze has to insult da....how you say hipsters n stuff?...I ...a...am 1 of doze guyz...who is ugh....a...hader. Herp derp. I liked to make the fun of...ugh...ugh..thingz I don’t under stand.