FOUR KANSAS CITY SUSPECTS ARMED WITH RIFLES ROBBED KANSAS CITY TACO BELLI!!!

In today's guide to local overkill . . . No word on the ensuing fight on how to best split the 38 dollars . . . It happened at about 8:49 p.m. at the restaurant in the 1300 block of Emanuel Cleaver II Boulevard. Read more:

Police: Kansas City Taco Bell robbed at gunpoint by 4 men

Police in Kansas City are searching for four men who robbed a Taco Bell at gunpoint on Wednesday.

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  1. Nobody can say they werne't prepared.

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  2. ^^^Dumb. Wait....I have to shit...ugh...ugh...ugh.

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  3. Taco Bell wasn't prepared.

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  4. Time for Taco Bell to close their inside operation and just keep the drive-through window open. Also, please issue their employees flak vests.

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  5. Damn, guys!! Talk about overkill. You're taking over a Taco Bell; not a foreign country.

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  6. Ok bros, hows we gonna split this $38.00 four ways? Don look at me! I dint finish hood school! Me neder! Well shit, bang, bang, bang. No prob!

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  7. Never try to operate a business on a street named after a thief.

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    1. It might be ok. I assume you don’t have to pay taxes or loans on that street.

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  8. They’re big time hood rats now. Probably ready to take down a pizza delivery driver now.

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  9. That area including KFC has been a drug dealing area for a long time, it's worse than crack corner at Armour and Troost. But the good news is, the street does have an appropriate name, Emanuel Clever II Blvd.

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  10. When I worked on Troost Cleaver & Troost had the most hookers of any intersection on Troost. Armour & Troost was hands down the most dangerous intersection. When the weather is nice about 3 o'clock every afternoon the hoodrats wake up and it is like Planet of the Apes, especially that Shell station.

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  11. Damn Mexican drug cartel soldiers with the munchies.

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  12. Employees were probably dealing drugs out of there. That would explain alot.

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  13. Tis a sad day in the land when one cannot get one's chilito without facing armed brigands at the Mexican Phone Company.

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  14. This event would make a good mural !

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  15. Had to be hoodrats. Only a Killa City hoodrat would be stupid enough to rob a Taco Bell.

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  16. Sit those four down on a leopard print couch in timeout.

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  17. 9:08, that's a great one! I am pflummoxed trying to even understand why 4 men would choose this target.

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  18. 8:18 I meant the BP station. The crappy Shell station I was thinking of is in Midtown.

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