Thursday, January 11, 2018

SHOCK!!! MISSOURI GUV GREITENS ADMITS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE AMID ALLEGATIONS OF REVENGE PORN THREATS!!!



Over the weekend he was talking about prayer and God to start the New Year . . . Now Guv Eric Greitens is just another disgraced politico confronting some very nasty charges.

Checkit:

KMOV: Blackmail alleged as Governor Greitens admits to extramarital affair

Deets:

Governor Eric Greitens on Wednesday night confirmed to News 4 he had an extramarital affair, an admission a months-long News 4 investigation prompted.

In a recording obtained by News 4, a woman says she had a sexual encounter with Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens and that he tried to blackmail her to keep the encounter quiet.

The details were provided to News 4 by the woman’s ex-husband, claiming the sexual relationship happened between his now ex-wife and Greitens in March 2015. News 4 is not naming the woman and she has not made an on-the-record comment about the story.

According to the ex-husband, the recording was made just days after Greitens’ and the woman’s first sexual encounter. And also that Greitens took a photograph during the encounter to use as “blackmail” according to the ex-husband ...

The Governor and his wife released the following statement:



Missouri Guv & Wife: "A few years ago, before Eric was elected Governor, there was a time when he was unfaithful in our marriage. This was a deeply personal mistake. Eric took responsibility, and we dealt with this together honestly and privately. While we never would have wished for this pain in our marriage, or the pain that this has caused others, with God’s mercy Sheena has forgiven and we have emerged stronger. We understand that there will be some people who cannot forgive – but for those who can find it in your heart, Eric asks for your forgiveness, and we are grateful for your love, your compassion, and your prayers."

Sheena Greitens added:

"We have a loving marriage and an awesome family; anything beyond that is between us and God. I want the media and those who wish to peddle gossip to stay away from me and my children."

Jackson County Democrats exclaim . . .



"Claims that Greitens may the most corrupt state executive in the nation were already well supported, but today's reports bring him down to a level most wouldn't have expected from a Navy SEAL who was believed to have a bright future in the national Republican party. Greitens has spent an unusual amount of time outside Missouri attending national fundraisers and meeting with party leaders in Washington DC.

"Upon learning of the news, Jackson County Democratic Committee Chairman Paul Wrabec said "Eric Greitens has been modeling himself very clearly after Donald Trump since he entered the race for Governor in 2015. He has shown little respect for the office he holds or for the rule of law. Even I wouldn't have expected he would extend his mirroring of Trump to affairs and blackmail. This is a sad day for Missouri and possibly a permanent stain on the office of the Governor." He added that Jefferson City remains a toxic environment for ethics, both political and personal.

"Greitens delivered his second State of the State address earlier this evening, failing to propose a budget for the second year."
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More . . .

Greitens attorney James F. Bennett responds to blackmail allegation against Missouri governor in statement: "There was no blackmail and that claim is false."

Now, the MSM spin is that he had the affair "before he entered politics" but that's mostly political garbage given that. . .

QUESTIONS ABOUT CHEATING HOTNESS HAVE PLAGUED HIM FOR MONTHS WHILST HE SERVED AS MISSOURI GUV.

Originally posted at 10:02. . . Keeping for the morning because this is hilarious.

Developing . . .

60 comments:

KC Trumper said...

Score one for the cucks!

Anonymous said...

And this is what happens when the Missouri Republicans eat their own. On the bright side, it overshadows his stupid budget proposal.

KC Haberdasher said...

Never trust a man who refuses to wear a tie to a formal occasion.

Anonymous said...

Now all the Dems will adore him.

Anonymous said...

Just thinking out loud here, but it's better that he gets this out of the way 3 years before reelection time then makes a bigger issue of it by trying to keep it secret. It's not the best of political circumstances but he should be able to move past it. .

Anonymous said...

Views on spam?

Missouri River Gefilte Fish said...

Sounds like he's a real hard on. But he's Jewish so he doesn't eat pork. Then again, he's a cheater who looks like he loves to pork. I'd say spam is probably fine with him, just not on Shomer Shabbos or maybe just through a sheet with a hole like the Orthodox do it; Hacidum but I don't believe'em.

Anonymous said...

^^^ STUPID.

Calm down essay. Remember that his opponent Koster had a wife who also hated him. At least this one is smart enough to know to shut up and smile.

Anonymous said...

His woman should have been seeing to his needs better. How about a picture of the slut he banged?

Anonymous said...

You guys couldn't spot this dude as a grade A piece of trash before this revelation?

The Captain said...

He's not very "Conservative" with his love wand.

What a guy!

I like the cut of his jib!

Anonymous said...

“We dealt with this together honestly and privately.” Sounds like good people to me. Too bad this can’t still be the case as it used to be.

Tastes like Missouri fried mushroom dinner Ya'll said...

The woman said the cheating snowballed.

Just in case you guys don't know:

Snowballing is passing cum back and forth between two or more people's mouths. As it gets passed, the amount of saliva and cum gets larger and larger (or snowballs).

Anonymous said...

Score one for the Christian right

Bowtied Silverback said...

lunatic of gods creation

Anonymous said...

"Grab 'em by the pussy!" -- New National Republican Motto

Anonymous said...

When he cheated the woman did not inhale during the BJ so its ok.

Anonymous said...

The statement reads like something Congressman Cleaver would keep in his desk drawer in case Cleaver got snagged.

Anonymous said...

I remember Gov. Jay Nixon had little fling when gov, what was her name, let's go ask Mike Sanders ex. county executive. She was given a job in Jackson County.

Anonymous said...

Who cares, it’s all the rage with dummocrats and Hollywood people so....... yawn

Anonymous said...

This is progress for Republicans. For once a good Christian conservative hasn't been caught cheating on his wife with another man or underage boy.

Anonymous said...

He is not a Christian. He is a Jew.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this kind of stuff ruined Bill Clinton.

Anonymous said...

A straight white male.

Wow. He is fucked.

Byron’s Challah Loaf of Shalom said...

Missouri River Gefilte Fish

Best. User. Name. Ever.

Dradle dradle dradle I made it out of clay

Anonymous said...

Bagels and lox with capers?

sLIE James hot 103 jamZ, rabbi

Anonymous said...

Ruined? HE'S A REAL MAN!!!

Anonymous said...

And the odds of this being a one-time event are... ?

Anonymous said...

Show me a politician who is not cheating on his wife and it just might be the first. When I lived in JC many years ago the hookers descended on the bars when the legislative season opened.

Anonymous said...

Typical repubtard behavior. I second the previous poster who said it's progress it's not a child. Conservatives are the biggest liars and hypocrites walking the earth.

Super Dave said...

When the Democrats come clean about Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and a huge number of other Democrats then they can point some fingers. At least he didn't drive off a bridge in a drunken stupor to kill any spoken evidence against him. Greitens admitted his transgressions and Hillary still wants to deny Benghazi.

But in the end here who is really telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.

Is anyone surprised? Dirtbags, all of them. I gave up on believing in politicians a decade ago.

Only people who can become politicians are wealthy or connected to wealth and the wealthy modus operandi is to suck, skin, flay this country alive and then abandon it when there's nothing left.

Anonymous said...

Married men that cheat are pieces of shit and have no place in elected office. It is an abuse of power, hypocritical, and demeaning to women. No wonder POS Greitens is so secretive. I bet there are other women.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^What about married women?

Anonymous said...

8:31: Ooooh! How exciting! Where's your source? Inquiring minds want to know!

northlander said...

Lock him up .

Anonymous said...

"Dealt with it honestly and privately..." LOL!! A cheater is a liar. There is no honesty. He just caught.

Anonymous said...

Herp derp...duh...doy..me..ugh...stupid dave....dis storie be not about democats..but ..ugh...ugh...democats ...need to..come..cleaner. It's...a...like...ugh...I can't...ugh...how u say?...ugh...focuss...on wat...we...a...a..b..talkin'...bout.

Anonymous said...

But but but he’s a Republican so there is no way any of this could be true and this is a coordinated attack on this wonderful man who operates openly and in the best interests of The citizens of Missouri.

Bet he resigns within a week.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA, what a POS. Apparently changing the 'D' at the end of your name to an 'R' doesn't get rid of those dem tendencies. How in the world can the repubs not just get a legitimate life-long conservative, honorable dude to run for guv? What's with these "reformed democrats" being given the keys to the party?

Anonymous said...

I will reserve judgement on the Governor until I see what the slut looked like. Was she hot? Did she have big tits and a hot little pussy?

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Greitens;

It appears that the hubs likes his women restrained. But you don't have to put yourself out there to redeem him. One way loyalty is not a condition of marriage. Also, no need for either of you to throw the God Squad talk to try to shame those reporting on this story. Missouri was also duped by your husband.

Anonymous said...

He was set up by paid for by Hillary Clinton to gain control of Missouri, who else would hire a colored prostitute? She must have been pretty and willing to do what his wife wouldn’t or he, we men wouldn’t cheat. Simple as that boys!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!! Toy train doesn’t run when there’s ice or snow on the wires or tracks! And sLIE wants a billion dollars more of this failure of a transit system. Just think about it, 18 miles of track will cost more than the airport! Wrap your minds around that people!!!

Anonymous said...

How awful. I would never, ever cheat with my hair stylist, aka barber, Joe.

Anonymous said...

The guv loves to party all the time. What a hell of a guy!

Anonymous said...

After all Trump is his hero so what else would you expect.

Anonymous said...

RE: "Upon learning of the news, Jackson County Democratic Committee Chairman Paul Wrabec said "Eric Greitens has been modeling himself very clearly after Donald Trump since he entered the race for Governor in 2015. He has shown little respect for the office he holds or for the rule of law...."


FROM THE OFFICE OF PAUL WRABEC:

I was unfortunately misquoted in the above reference. What I said, or meant to say, was "Eric Greitens has been modeling himself very clearly after Bill Clinton." This revelation of an extramarital affair is confirmation of my statement. The Jackson County Democratic Committee will be contacting Gov. Greitens and congratulating him on his achievement.

Anonymous said...


what about all the dudes closet homo Barry had "affairs" with?

Anonymous said...


will Hillary defend Greitens against the "Bimbo Eruptions" - like she did for Bill?

uhh.. no--- it's only OK for Democrats to cheat--

typical Lib hypocrisy

Anonymous said...

"possibly a permanent stain on the office of the Governor."

Like the one Slick Willie left on Monica Lewinsky's dress?

Anonymous said...

Or Jay Nixon catching a Country Music show at the State Fair with his mistress while Ferguson burned.

Anonymous said...

9:00 you pervert are you the ex-husband? The story has a link to the Jackson County Democrats page where they seem to be and have been on full attack against Governor Eric Greitens. Maybe you can't read along with being a douchebag. Show me a politician of either sex who hasn't fooled around but why did it take 3 years for this to become public? Superdave makes a good point what is the real truth here?

Anonymous said...

Everybody's doing it.

Super Dave said...

@10:36 LOL

@10:45 And you're right.

Anonymous said...

Gov. Machine Gun was so macho in the political ads, but couldn't defend his wife and child when they were carjacked. Now it seems he's embarked on a typical Republican campaign to screw all constituents, one at a time. And take pictures while he's at it, too. Well, right-wing Missourians can find solace in the fact that he's not a Christian, and can thus disavow his sterling ethics.

Anonymous said...

I saw someone mention earlier the woman was a negro and how disgusting that was, you know, sticking your penis in something that isn't human, but it looks like the comment was deleted. What gives? Is that true or not?

It's a serious character flaw, if so.

I thought this was a FREE SPEECH ZONE!!!

Anonymous said...

Really surprised the guy is against abortion.

Anonymous said...

Generally it is safe to say that guys who play with big guns have little ones. The mark of a pea shooter is a heavy breather who is dishonest. I said all of this when he was running but nobody listened.

Anonymous said...

Dont worry psychopaths don't worry about other peoples opinion.