Thursday, December 21, 2017

GOTCHA GRINCH!!!! PORCH PIRATE SUSPECT CAPTURED IN SLEAZE SCUMMIT!!!

The season of desperation and discontent continues. Take a look:

Lee's Summit police nab porch pirates with up to 50 packages

When Ron Worth saw a flash of movement out of the corner of his window, he knew it wasn't Santa Claus. "I noticed two young men running to the car with packages," Worth said. "Just took off like a bat."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sever their dicks.

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL!

YASSSS

Anonymous said...

Packing tape on their ass holes and a diet of tacobell.