TKC CAPTION CONTEST: IF KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES WAS SUPER HERO???



Quick funny for Friday after work . . .

Like it or not, this is a nice shot with Mayor Sly James, Amigoman Comicbooks creator Anthony AO Oropeza and Kansas City Comicon owner Matt Driscoll.

It's part of a promo for this weekend's fanboy spectacular.

A more important question for our Friday afternoon conversation . . .

IF KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES WAS A SUPER HERO . . . WHAT WOULD BE HIS MONIKER AND SUPER POWER???

Be creative and try to be nice or at least funny, not just mean . . .

Comments

  1. Captain Obvious11/3/17, 5:27 PM

    Captain TIF!

    Ignores all crime in favor of using his powers solely for the benefit of developers.

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    1. faster than a speeding toy train , able to leap stalled hotel developments ........

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  2. Before Super Hero, Now Super Fat

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  3. Mayor McCheese with the super ability to keep smiling in spite of all the KC B.S., most of it by his own words.

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  4. Somebody will confuse that lower portion of red cape with a long red super-penis.

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  5. Those are some funny comments that have a lot of truth to back them up!!!

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  6. Wheres the clown one with his clown suit?

    They could have used a regular picture and stuck a big fat red nose on him!!!

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  7. is that big fat red dick looking for slie's fat ass???

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    1. & Shulte as his handy partner ( in crime ) Boy Returd

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  9. His gay sidekick is a Latino?

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  10. Mr. Big Pants11/3/17, 8:19 PM

    Sir-Eats-A-Lot?

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  11. "Liar-Liar-Pants-On-Fire-Man", and his super power would be flaming fart-powered flying plus the ability to bury his opponents in huge piles of useless crap bought on Amazon.

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  12. Sly James is..... THE ENGINEER OF CORRUPTION!

    Working from a clandestine cubicle deep within the bowels of Burns and McDonnell, James engineered a city-financed new headquarters for the wealthy private firm, and further showered them with millions of dollars in tax breaks/incentives. All to the detriment of schools, libraries, and the KCMO working-class, while Kansas and the Missouri suburbs, where Burns and McDonnell employees live, made out like bandits.

    Not satisfied with their millions in ill-gotten gains, The Engineer Of Corruption and his paymaster set out to swindle city residents yet again with KCMO's largest infrastructure contract, in a no-bid backroom deal for an unnecessary single-terminal airport.

    The stakes were even higher this time, so The Engineer Of Corruption recruited two accomplices to assist in the caper. The Dog-Kicking Insomniac was to fast-track the process through City Hall while providing a false veneer of legitimacy. J.J. Dy-No-Mite was to corral the Council and blow-up any dissenters before they gained traction.

    The Engineer Of Corruption, The Dog-Kicking Insomniac, and J.J. Dy-No-Mite are also known as The No Justice League.

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  13. Bullshitman!

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  14. The black version of Speedy Gonzalez.

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