Saturday, November 11, 2017
TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! MISSOURI GUV GRIETENS CONFRONTED WITH BACON CRISIS AMID MIDEAST TOUR!!!
The unsavory topics of culture, cuisine and trade agreements have now embroiled Missouri "Gung-ho" Governor Eric Greitens who has been inundated by a desperate plea from hungry soldiers.
GUV GRIETENS RECENTLY VISITED MISSOURI TROOPS AND ASKED THEM HOW HE COULD HELP. WHAT DID THEY WANT MOST??? ILLEGAL BACON!!!
Here's a note that surprised TKC and reveals that our AWESOME BLOG COMMUNITY now extends across the world in order to provide more honest local coverage.
Here's the word from one of our bravest readers in quotes:
"Greitens stopped in Qatar today to honor the a Missouri National Guard unit, currently deployed there. While there he met with individual soldiers."
In conversations with troops which pandered to their needs, their biggest request by far . . . Forbidden comfort food.
"Bacon is banned in the Muslim nation." The guv said: "We were in Israel and I knew you guys were here (in Qatar) and I wanted to come by and see if you needed anything. I checked in and a couple of you said you needed some real quality bacon."
TKC doesn't want to spoil the surprise or sizzle any politico special offerings in order to keep these overseas trips kosher. But hush-hush and behind the scenes, the troops will likely get their wish off the books . . .
"While in Israel, he has proposed a plan to allow the Missouri National Guard to train with Israeli Cyber warfare and Disaster response units according to Will Scharf, Greitens policy director, who is traveling with the Governor in the Middle-east. The Missouri units would travel to Israel to train there for two weeks a year. It would seem the Governor is attempting to give Missouri its own foreign policy. Not to mention Qatar might be pissed about the contraband bacon."
Developing . . .