KANSAS CITY TERROR TOY TRAIN STREETCAR CRASHES AGAIN!!!



Today's streetcar delay was caused by a YET ANOTHER COLLISION - This time with a Pepsi truck. The "incident" caused a delay in free candy for both Internets troll consultants AND future type 2 diabetes patients.

Developing . . .

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  1. We need to get rid of that piece of shit

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  2. And TERROR has what, exactly, to do with it?

    Other than nothing.

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  3. ^^^ It's Halloween! Lighten up Francis.

    Also, the property taxes and TDD gerrymandering are pretty terrible.

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  4. ....and despite the delay, 20,000 people rode the Folly Trolley today.

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  5. 4:55, it was 200,000 people. Or maybe 2,000,000.

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  6. 2,000,000 people were riding on top of that streetcar having sex on their way to bazookas!!!

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  7. In the morning at 8:30 there were four people riding from Union Station, not exactly transit in that use pattern. The week before a badly parked fed ex or ups truck paralyzed the entire system. Then rode Metro and a homeless drunk black guy had a melt down. Pretending the Streetcar and Metro will seamlessly blend is a ivory tower planners delusion. Tesla just announced parts of their transit approach by the way.

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