SHOCK!!! CONSTRUCTION CRANE CRASHES INTO KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR!!!



They're calling it an "incident" but it's way worse and pretty much TOTALS one of the pricey new vehicles just bought.

"RIDER ALERT: 9/7 #kcstreetcar service currently suspended due to incident near 18th & Main. Will post updates here."

You decide . . .

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  1. What's 1.2 million between friends?

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  2. So when a crane runs into a bus, do they shut all the other buses down?

    "Transit" - Conveyance or transportation from one place to another, as of persons or goods, especially, local public transportation.

    It appears that the ability to move people or things is required for the use of the term "Transit."

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  3. ^^^^ +1

    EXCELLENT POINT!

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  4. "The glass on the east side of the streetcar was fractured. A scrape mark ran the length of the streetcar."

    - An Actual News Source

    YEAH THAT'S "TOTALED," ALL RIGHT!

    As someone else pointed out, Tony, you might want to read your bullshit ONCE before plowing right ahead with it.

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    1. Were any of the 24 trillion riders injured?? Were the fabulous economic developments disrupted??

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  5. Streetcar folks gave me the estimate, the system is fragile, costly, inflexible, and unreliable but let's do more on marginal routes.

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  6. IT SUFFERED $75 BILLION IN DAMAGE, OH THE HUMANITY

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  7. Doesn't look totaled to me, if those are even honest pictures which they're probably not.

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  8. the whole system, lol, yeah all 2.5 miles.

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  9. BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Burns and McDonnell has already offered an unsolicited bid to repair the damaged streetcar, only $1.2 billion!

    Mayor James says that Burns and McDonnell is the only one stepping forward, so they should be given the work.

    Troy Schulte reports it won't cost taxpayers a dime.

    Jolie Justus denies any conflicts of interest, and will push through an emergency ordinance approving the no-bid repair contract with an accelerated effective date.

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    1. Hurf derf 1:52. Clunk.

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    2. Uh, no...it's Asses Kicked 2:57. Killa City's crooked, lying Democrims...FAIL!

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  10. Trolley boy's off and running to clean up this mess.

    Good point, 1:23, and probably one reason our forbears saw fit to do away with fixed rail transit.

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    1. THERE WERE FOUR BEARS LOOSE ON THE STREETCAR??? OMG!!!

      Forebearer (n): an ancestor or a person from whom you descended. An example of a forebearer is your great grandfather.

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    2. It could use four more riders of whatever species. :)

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  11. What will the tourists do???

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  12. Oops!!!!!!!

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  13. Struggling for topics of discussion once again

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  14. NOTICE

    LAS VEGAS Which has a "MONORAIL" has NOT had any of these TOY TRAIN Problems !!!!!!!!!

    The MONORAIL which is faster and better and more Tech savy and better in tune with the times,,,,,

    but the COMMIE's down at KCMO City hall don't know nothin' bout' no MONORAIL,,,

    VIDEO Las Vegas Monorail : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsIs6zL-I8

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  15. Will they refund fares to the tourist on the trolley that were not able to complete their rides?

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  16. Fix it up and turn it in to a crossroads reasturant. A STREET CAR NAMED TONYS K.C.

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  17. Was the driver tested for drugs or alcohol?

    Looks like the work zone was marked well but I guess the driver was to busy counting all the riders to see his path was blocked.

    A robot driver would have stopped.

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  18. The streetcar should have swerved.

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  19. I moved away so fuck em.

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  20. Streetcar is accident prone. A failed transit system. Time to call it quits.

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  21. Tony Botello is right. Fuck Kansas City. Demolish any and all developments and use all money to round up homos and throw them off the rooftops.

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    1. So butthurt you had to post it everywhere. ;)

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  22. Trolley boy was up late last night. Does he get paid overtime for posting his usual inane ad hominem herf derfs supporting fixed rail "transit" that duplicates the MAX, among other routes?

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