KANSAS CITY COMEBACK: OWL ATTACKS BROOKSIDE AGAIN!!!

The fading middle-class of Kansas City has another fear to consider in addition to bad coffee and the enduring legacy of crocs:

Owls strike again, attack runners in Brookside

It's happening again. Last September, KCTV5 told people about an owl flying at people in a Kansas City neighborhood. And now, warning signs are back up, telling runners to beware and keep an eye on the sky. The attacks are happening in the area of 62nd and Summit Streets, near Brookside.

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  1. Brooksiders need to be carrying anyway because of the black people close by. Just shoot the owl and be done with him.

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    1. Go fuck yourself, you spineless white supremacist dipshit! It's not the owl, but prejudiced crackers... Such as yourself!

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  2. Owls feast on small rodents so Brookside fits right in.

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  3. This owl is the manifestation of Bob from Twin Peaks.

    And yes, It Is Happening Again.

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  4. Your safer with the owls than the coins down there.

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  5. Who let the owls out?
    Hoo, hoo huh hoo???

    I just returned safely back to Ks after an estate sale in Brookside.
    Whew.

    Still, not going to Californos. Too dangerous...if they're having any more so-called "Black Leadership Conferences". Any news on that shooting? Had to be someone very prominent for only 3 of 200 attendees to talk to the police.

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    1. Hi Tracy. You are so beautiful and sexy.

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  6. If owls feast on small rodents then they should also be in central Hyde Park it's full of rodents big ones too.

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