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Police: Human bones were uncovered by construction crews in downtown Kansas CityKansas City police confirm that human remains were uncovered by construction crews in downtown on Monday.
Kansas City police confirm that human remains were uncovered by construction crews in downtown on Monday.
Pendergrast had them put there.
I hear from a top secret source inside the Russian investigation that Bolonzo Washmachin got a reliable tip that the bones are those of Jimmy Hoffa. Bolonzo has refused comment pending his getting caught up on his union dues and finding his old chemistry set, he shoplifted from Toys R' Us, at which time he will conduct a top secret DNA test. His findings will be announced on KC's shitpaper of record, TKC.
They are bones from an old slave cemetery and the Star is covering up the truth!
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