Saturday, July 15, 2017
TKC EXCLUSIVE FACT CHECK!!! MILITARY HELICOPTERS OVER MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY SEND INTERNETS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS INTO PANIC MODE!!!
The clueless Kansas City social media echo chamber has been raising fear and crazy theories rather than checking with insiders and experts regarding the typical appearance of military helicopters over Midtown.
No, there wasn't a Black Hawk helicopter invasion of Midtown today and they didn't drop by to pickup Lamar's donuts.
To wit . . .
SPECIAL THANKS TO KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FOR THIS QUICK AND DIRTY EXPLANATION OF THE WAR MACHINES FLYING OVER MIDTOWN!!!
Here's the word from an expert we respect and trust:
"I'm not going to tell you exactly what they were doing but a lot of people forget that KC is a stone's throw away from one of the biggest military bases in the nation. So it shouldn't be a surprise that we see these helicopters making their way across the city. Constant training and flying in formation isn't a cause for some of these stupid comments and posts that are intended to create panic and suspicion. It's a sign that our forces are always ready to protect citizens and constantly working to improve their skills . . ."
Again, we respect the fact check and remind readers that these helicopters have ALWAYS flown over Kansas City.
And so, clueless reddit d-bags, scared tweeters, fantastical Facebook denizens merely prove that they're out of the loop and looking for attention and attempting to spread panic by way of ignorance about routine military operations that are regularly seen by Kansas City residents.
You decide . . .