Kansas City Church Crook Wrist Slap

Old school dude endures slight consequence for allegations of big money theft. Take a look:

Federal judge sentences man to prison for stealing tens of thousands from metro churches

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A federal judge sentenced a 60-year-old man to a year and a day behind bars for stealing tens of thousands of dollars from two Catholic churches over a period of seven years. David Townley was supposed to pay bills and keep records, but instead the judge said he abused his role and took advantage of trust.

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  1. I hope he gets shanked in prison.

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  2. David Townley? Sounds like a typical bastard.

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  3. Who cares? He didn't touch any kids, so I'd say it's not a big deal.

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  4. Certified Holy Roller.

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  5. Another member of the religious right doing what they do when you're not looking.

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