CELEBRATE!!! KANSAS CITY BROOKSIDE JERK SUSPECT CAPTURED AMID ALLEGATIONS OF PUBLIC MASTURBATION!!!



An important follow-up on this scary story of suspected self-abuse and intimidation in one of the nicer Kansas City enclaves.

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Fox4: Man facing sexual misconduct charges after allegedly exposing himself to Brookside joggers



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Fox4: Prosecutors say the suspect is charged with 1st degree sexual misconduct. A woman said she was jogging in the area of W. 59th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue on July 3 when a black male exposed himself to her and was masturbating. Another woman told police she experienced a similar encounter on July 6 while jogging near W. 66th and Linden. That woman managed to take photos of the suspect's vehicle before he fled the scene.

“I live in what I consider to be a safe neighborhood and he’s taken that feeling of safety away,” said one victim named Mandy. “As a woman, it’s just another reminder that we have to be careful out there.”

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Comments

  1. Kansas City is going insane.

    Keep your wang in your pants dude!

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  2. Better title: One Brookside jerk caught, thousands more remain.

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  3. Where da white wimmin at!

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  4. Screw the brooksider's that think they live in a safe area.

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  5. TOP PHOTO -- Beach Body Workout

    Snatch and Press!!!

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  6. A Jackson County Judge will promptly sentence him to probation.

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    1. No they won't. Jean Petersucker Baker will just drop the case.

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  7. Fucking shame that you can't even get exercise in KC without people trying to show you their junk.

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  8. There have been at least three cases like this, I hope more people are brave enough to come forward and testify, press charges and show up for court. Not just complain.

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  9. What a JERK!

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  10. Was the chick hot? Did she have nice tits bouncing all over the place? Did she have some camel toe going on? Did she have sexy tan legs that she spreads all the time? There are a lot of facts we don't know. The blame could be placed on the jogger depending on certain facts that are as yet unknown.

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  11. The young white folks will still continue to live down there never mind if the black hood is next door robbing and doing disgusting things like this sick-o did,

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  12. “I live in what I consider to be a safe neighborhood and he’s taken that feeling of safety away,” said one victim.

    There is the problem right there, living in a bubble are we?

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  13. Poor guy is gonna be blind if he keeps that up. May get hairy palms too. Sinner!

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  14. Brookside is misnamed. It's West Troost. PS: Jerking off is a sin. Jesus said so.

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  15. To be fair, I grew up in the JoCo suburbs, and at least once a year there were news reports of flashers/public pud pullers.

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