TKC MUST SEE!!! ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON: CHEAP CLASSES DISGUISE HELPS SUSPECT EVADE POLICE CAPTURE!!!



Tonight Kansas City's top crime activist report a missed opportunity and the success of the old glasses trick . . .

Activist Alonzo Washington reports that a suspect simply wearing glasses helped evade impending capture.

Luckily, Mr. Washington's community of over 5K friends and 1K followers has offered the police more help in finding the suspect.

Developing . . .

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  1. Pffffttt Alonzo needs to get a real job and stop freeloading off others

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  2. Maybe Sly will appoint Alonzo as Chief Farte's replacement.

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  3. 5K friends not one of which would loan him a dime if he was desperate.

    LMAO

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  4. ^^^ Makes him appear popular

    Lolz


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  5. Alonzo needs to be on Law & Order. Except he's too fucking stupid.

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  6. Alonzo would have captured the perp himself but he could not get his Toys 'R Us drone started.

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  7. The more this guy get involved the worse the crime gets.Much of this is BLACK ON BLACK CRIME. WHERE IS BLACK LIVES MATTER THERE IS MORE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME THEN COPS KILLING CRIMINALS.

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