Kansas City Deadly Chimp Fight Aftermath

Kansas City captive cruelty round-up:

Kansas City Zoo Chimp Dies After Fight With Other Chimps

A chimpanzee at the Kansas City Zoo died Wednesday from internal injuries after a fight with other chimps. According to Sean Putney, the zoo's senior director of zoological operations, Bahati, a 31-year-old male chimp was taken to the animal health staff after falling from a tree during a "skirmish" with the other chimps.

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  1. Oh...it's the Zoo. I thought at first it was a Chuck E Cheese story.

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  2. Wow, just like the east side of KC.

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  3. More black on black crimes but... what? No guns involved. He was a good chimp, just getting his life straightened out.

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  4. The suspect chimp was convicted of second degree murder. Jean Petersucker Baker recommends 90 days probation.

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  5. "CHIMP LIVES MATTER."

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  6. Why is this news all of a sudden? Chimps are killing other chimps almost nightly in this city. Slightly more evolved chimps, but chimps nonetheless.

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    1. Slightly more evolved? Says who?

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  7. The chimps in the zoo neighborhood behave much better than the chimps in other neighborhoods near the zoo. Plus they are way more intelligent, have way more class and don't steal and do drugs. They never have about 5 or 6 more kids than they caan support. They don't form stupidf useless comittees. AAnd they are way better looking than the other chimps.

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  8. Was Mothers for Vigils there?

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