SHAME!!! PERFECT VILLAGE PANICS OVER GENTLEMAN'S THONG & POLICE RESPOND!!!

In what is likely THE MOST IMPORTANT KANSAS CITY METRO STORY OF THE DAY . . . Here is a case of "fashion police" in action enforcing arbitrary pool rules whilst one of our least favorite suburbs shows their prudish side. Here's the official story from KMBC after rampant online rumors which reveals a dude in his 40s pushing the limits of good taste in hot weather: Prairie Village police called to pool after man spotted wearing thong

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  1. Just transitioning to the other gender and doesn't want those nasty tan lines. Look for Obama to issue new rules on swimming pool attire.

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  2. thks, tkc, for posting the funny Borat pic, instead of a 40 yr old dude in a thong..

    and no, I didn't click on the link, in case KMBC did.

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  3. Probably doesn't look as bad in a thong as most of the 20 something fat girls.

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  4. Send him to jail in that thong.

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  5. "Send him to jail in that thong."

    What crime did he commit?

    We don't put 'ugly' people in jail, we put them in insane asylums.

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  6. I frequent the pool several times during the week and have noticed this person in a thong on several occasions. I have personally witnessed him being escorted by two police officer on that day to which the article if referring to. Look, people must realize that its a public pool that is occupied by a lot of parents and young children. So yeah, if i was a parent and had my kids there i'd probably do something about it. Anyways, glad to know that the pool staff took appropriate measures and kicked this guy out. Sincerely yours, Shadow*

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  7. He can be asked to leave, but he can't be arrested.

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  8. glazer is getting nuttier by the day..poor bastard

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  9. Same old thong and dance? Tell the guy to leave but calling the police makes everybody in this situation look silly.

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  10. Only in PV would the police be needed to deal with something this trivia.

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  11. Hillary voter no doubt.

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  12. This is funny! Great story! Sorry for the man's arrest. Kind of think a thong is the least of our worries these days.

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  13. Puritan prudes! What hicks!

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  14. The thong-wearing man told police that he was simply ushering in the Obama/Hillary new rules favoring LGBT's to fully express themselves in public.

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  15. Good on P.V. for sending the "cheeky" perv "packing" with police escort.

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  16. Can the perv read? Nasty narcissist too busy looking around for who's looking at him to see prominently displayed rules, or what? Hope the police gave goofus stern warning that a banishment and more awaits him if there's another complaint.

    And to the other pandering, pervy pukes...it's NOT PRUDISH...it's GOOD PARENTING...
    P L U S--it's the POOL's POLICY!!!!!!

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  17. He will win millions!!!!!

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  18. Yeah, Superdave, DowntownDensityDudes would have rushed to ask him for a date. Probably to go for a free "TRAIN" ride.

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  19. 9:55 - What, millions of stares, or sneers?
    Ever hear of 'stated policy, rules and regulations' ???

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  20. TV 4 is showing this story after commercials RIGHT NOW.

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  21. You mean I can't wear my speedo to the pool ? LAWSUIT!

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  22. An upscale, enlightened and progressive place like Johnson County should have places where people can sunbathe nude. just about every city on the coast of California does.

    This is why they call us hicks.

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  23. I was there! NOBODY reported he had a black butt plug up his ass and the thong was keeping it in place! Sorry ass reporting.

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  24. Breaking news: DING DONG IN A THONG GOT A DATE...

    ...IN COURT!!!

    Yep, the thick headed thong guy already got his fair warning last summer, says PVPD. Last week, he got a citation and will be telling it to a judge.

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