Kansas Sex Toy Auction Double Take

Probably my favorite story of the week not just because of the dildo deets but also because it reminds us that heartland politics are double-edged and mostly dirty when it all comes down to it . . . Despite the pious or progressive protestations of so many elected officials . . .

“Brownback is so desperate to fill the massive hole in the state budget caused by his reckless income tax cuts that the state of Kansas is now in the porn business,” Senate Minority Leader Anthony Hensley said.



More in a bit . . .

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  1. Heh-heh. He said massive hole.

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  2. Think I might go to the preview to pick up some ladies.

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  3. "Brownback is so desperate to fill the massive hole in the state budget caused by his reckless income tax cuts that the state of Kansas is now in the porn business."

    Tony someday you might grow up and learn to shed that libtard forked tongue of yours. The governor has absolutely nothing to do with these auctions. Sounds like you have a lot of election year bias of your own.

    Since you don't reside in the state of Kansas it is funny that you are a reliable mouthpiece to re-trumpet the Democratic line. What's your connection? Surely you don't think anyone, but a few of your followers buy into it?

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  4. Kansas has always been like that. Don't pay your taxes and they will come for your business.

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  5. "State Coffers Full of Double-Dongs Says Browneye"

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  6. I'm a Kansas Republican and a Christian. Somebody tell me what "Double-Dongs" means. Probably something filthy, no doubt. Liberals are Satanic.

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  7. What does the giant quilted penis guy have to say about this?

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    1. A souvenir bag of sequined semen for you!

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  8. He's still at church.

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  9. We need more book stores with jerk off booths. Windows that slide open at waste level.

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  10. Smilin' Joel Olsteen9/28/14, 2:13 PM

    "Waste" level indeed for you who would dare perform Onanism and spill seed upon the earth.

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  11. what does the people of kansas expect from an fake bible thumper?

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  12. what does the people of kansas expect from an fake bible thumper?

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  13. What does they indeed?

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  14. Hmmmm... maybe you could ask Congressman Reverend Cleaver.

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  15. Do they have any inflatable sheep dolls?

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  16. Byron, go to sleep you sheep fucker.

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  17. Brownba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck!

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  18. Now I know what it looks like to puke a sack of dicks.

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