Kansas City Neighborhood Wildlife Crackdown Amid Southland 'Barnyard Smells' Report

KCTV5 reports on local farm life gone mad in a South Kansas City residential area: Goats, ducks, horses, pony confiscated from Kansas City residence . . . "When animal control showed up, they found 15 live goats, two dead goats, a goat with a ruptured hernia that was later euthanized, two horses, a pony and eight mallard ducks."

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  1. This was just a big misunderstanding. It was a newly formed Chinese restaurant supply.

    Small business incubated by the Kaufman Foundation.

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  2. This WADE SHERMAN needs his ass beaten severely.....

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  3. We need wildlife control on the Plaza, at Westport, Power and Light and Oceans of Fun.

    And if there is ever another free zoo day.

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  4. Sounds like Toni Boner's sty.

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  5. Authorities arrested an obese black male named Sylvester, wearing overalls and lots of bling at the residence.

    Sylvester was heard to stammer while pulling up his drawers....."Come on fellows, I was just 'kidding' around with them goats!"

    ...developing

    (Barnyard animals to be tested for venereal diseases)

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