We're thinking about a lot of topics tonight but a simple test of Internets metrics leads us to regonize that doggie news is what people in this town really want.
To wit . . .
IN ADDITION TO SO MANY OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS IN THIS TOWN . . . KANSAS CITY NOW ENDURES A DOGGIE CRIME SPREE!!!
Here's just a bit of evidence . . .
KCTV5: Crooks targeting personal items left in cars at dog parks
Developing . . .
Just like citronella is burned to discourage mosquitos from congregating, I suggest setting up a woodpile and burning Mayor James, Mark Funkhouser and Clay Chastain. For sure the resultant odor would drive away any and all criminals in the area of the Dog Park. Meanwhile, didnt anyone tell the thieving scum doing this latest round of larceny that a Dog Park is sacred territory to dog lovers? Yeech! What and where will these miscreants steal next?
ReplyDeleteDog owners are too stupid to remember where they are and lock doors?
ReplyDeleteImagine that.
"Tough titty" said the Kitty, "but the milk is shitty."
I was at the dog park today, and some "bitch" was after my boner big-time! Boy, did I let her have it!
ReplyDeleteGuard dogs?
ReplyDeletePenn Valley dog park has had a history of this. I wonder if the folks across the street at the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City with a gazillion security cameras have been approached? If KCPD asked nicely they might get some very accurate videos of the miscreants.
ReplyDeleteThis is not news. It has been happening for years.
ReplyDeleteWestside cholos scamming White people for drug-money
ReplyDeleteEver smell a "Cholo" ? Dogshit smells much better.
ReplyDeleteBeing robbed and mugged while walking your dog is just another great part of living in a big city in 2014 USA.
ReplyDeleteOf course, KCMO IS NOT a big city and doesn't have the kind of excitement and amenities of one, but it does has lots of the downsides, including one third the murders of New York.
Year after year.
World class.
put one of those drones out there
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