Just a quick and dirty suggestion for Sunday morning . . .
Traditionally, after a playoff game . . . Even losers get a nice welcome back and congratulations from loyal fans and maybe a few city officials for a well-played season and competitive effort
Accordingly . . .
GIVEN THAT THE CHIEFS SQUANDERED A 28-POINT LEAD AND HAVE ONLY EARNED VICTORY IN NONCOMPETITIVE SAUSAGE GAMES . . . KANSAS CITY SHOULD REFUSE TO WELCOME THE TEAM BACK HOME!!!
Explanation . . .
It's classic negative reinforcement to cheer losers who didn't belong in the playoff in the first place.
TKC FACT . . .
IF KANSAS CITY FANBOYS KEEP CHEERING THE CHIEFS . . . HOW WILL THE TEAM EVER LEARN TO CHANGE THEIR LOSING WAYS?!?!
Therefore . . .
TKC DEMANDS THAT KANSAS CITY SKIP ANY "WELCOME BACK" CONGRATULATORY CEREMONIES FOR THE CHIEFS!!! THE DISGRACED LOSING TEAM SHOULD RETURN TO THIS WICKED LITTLE TOWN AND FACE WELL-DESERVED SHAME!!!
Sorta like how people treated the Vietnam Vets . . . Only no-spitting.
Real talk . . . It doesn't make sense for a bunch of broke-ass resident to celebrate the foibles of millionaires tossing around a ball anyhoo . . .
Links supporting the TKC Argument . . .
ESPN: Chiefs own dubious place in playoff history
USA TODAY: Don’t blame Andy Reid, blame Kansas City's rotten football luck (Even though that last timeout was pretty special.)
NFL: Andy Reid pained after Kansas City Chiefs' loss to Colts
Fox Sports: Kansas City Chiefs' epic collapse summed up in three sad tweets by team
Best One: The Chiefs' playoff curse is real -- real, spectacular, cruel and horrible
One last thing . . .
Yes, TKC is being just a bit cruel but no more than cowtown mainstream media newsies who continually spout the team's propaganda without offering any perspective on the reality of this pathetic defeat and what it really means to Kansas City. Moreover . . . It's actually kinda scary to think that's probably how the rest of the "news" is reported as well.
Don't make demands, make requests.
ReplyDeleteThey are already home and still laughing all the way to the bank. Only losers here are the fans.
ReplyDeleteAs Clay Davis would say, Sheeeeeeiiiiiiit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr0A7TofowE
Tony, you are the man!! I used to torture, beat and sometimes execute the members of my Olympic Soccer Team when they lost.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/06/international/worldspecial/06TORT.html
It is high time that the citizens and players who support the Chiefs feel the lash of correction not just garden variety opprobrium.
YES!!!! I concur!! We tortured our humiliated players upon return from unseccessful engagements.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1302110/Claims-North-Korea-World-Cup-squad-tortured-early-exit.html
Slanderella believes Vietnam vets deserved the scorn the received when coming home. Tony is the Jane Fonda of KC.
ReplyDelete6:03 is absolutely right.
ReplyDeleteThe only losers are the fans. These guys are all cashing big paychecks, getting high and pounding pussy today. They don't give a flying fuck what the fans think.
We don;t believe in Socialism until it comes to the NFL. Then it is OK because it is a tax-exempt charity. "
ReplyDeleteThen it is OK to bill the taxpayer for their pleasure palaces.
Tony, you fat ass, Mexican basement dwelling, pole sucking, faggot...your dead on with your analysis of the Chiefs. If you give your money to Clark Hunt and his band of Dallas pedo's your a moron. Fuck the Chiefs. They are overpaid losers. They played a bunch of shit teams to get to 9-0. When they play a "decent" team they lose. Nothing new here. ONE AND DONE, just as you called it Burrito Boi.
ReplyDeleteTony, I agree that the Chiefs totally blew this opportunity. But leave the Vietnam vets out of it. Whole different situation, and they sure as hell didn't deserve to be treated the way they were when they came home.
ReplyDeleteI tried to warn you, Orphan tried to warn you.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z447qc4ZRRA
Prediction Number One: ticket prices will go up to reflect league parity!
ReplyDeletePrediction Number Two: No one understands "parity." but everyone understands price gouging.
Prediction Number Three: Scheduling game "parity" will mean that the 2013 marshmallow opponents will be replaced by a real line-up and 8-8 will look good.
Prediction Number Four: The new NFL concern, mostly monetary, with conspcussions will add 20-minutes to each game.
Remember, since the last "proud moment," we've had NINE coaches and THREE general managers.
As Broderick Crawford made famous -- 10-4!
Gawd this blog is horrible this morning. Tony should change the from Tony's Kansas City to .....
ReplyDeleteTitanic's Kansas City
Have you cleaned your bedroom Tony?
ReplyDeleteOr is mamma going to have to do it?
Seriously Tony
ReplyDeleteI DEMAND YOU STOP SUCKING OFF ALONZO AND GIVING CRAIG YOUR ASS. YEAH, RIGHT, THAT AIN'T HAPPENING EITHER.
ReplyDeletefuck 'em. Millionaire douchebags regardless of whether they win any football games. You people who pay money to sit in the cold and watch them are morons and losers too. It's all a big-dollar racket, and you are the chumps.
ReplyDeleteShit, Bubba. She gots udders bigger than the football she's fondling.
ReplyDeleteKansas City is the joke. No baseball team, no football team, no nothing...Nothing but niggers killing each other (and an occasional human), ugly, vacant buildings, dried up downtown with nothing of quality at all. No, KC is a shithole of immense size and deserves nothing but derision. The loser Chiefs just pointed it out AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteAndy Reid is gone, t swizzle. Off to the Washington is my bet. I'd rather play the 4s and the afc south than the 2s and the AFc east, and I'd rather than bob griffin than Alex smith. Either way, fuck next years hype machine already. Who's honestly excited about Eric fishers second year? This towns sports "luck" is crap.
ReplyDeleteBuck it up, pussy. Footinmoutball sucks.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the $41,000 Suite Guy when you need him?
ReplyDeleteAs a professional gambler in Vegas decades ago, I watched A LOT of pro football and concluded that the fix is in.
ReplyDeleteTouchdown KC...Touchdown KC...Touchdown Dwayne Bowe....Got drunk celebrating at halftime....what happened? Signed Marty Schottenheimer
ReplyDeleteThis is like Groundhog Day, only instead of King Carl and Marty ball, Chiefs fans will gave to endure another decade or so of losing football with Dorsey and Reid.
ReplyDeletePathetic.
Having lived through the Schottenheimer years, I'm going to spare myself the fleecing and dump this football altogether until they are actually playing in the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteIf Andy Reid has not figured out how to manage a game by now, then he never will. Hang it up, Andy.
ReplyDeletestupid niggers.
ReplyDeleteThe NFL is NOT a sporting contest. It IS entertainment. Just like pro wrestling. And as such, the outcome is predetermined. Just like pro wrestling.
ReplyDeleteIn the instant case, the purpose is two-fold. 1) To build up Andrew Luck's legacy, as the next generation's greatest quarterback, and 2) To set up the storyline and sell the rematch between the grand old Manning, the courageous Hall of Famer, and the upstart who replaced him in his beloved hometown crowd, Andrew Luck.
If you want to enjoy the entertainment, that's fine. But to those who believe this is a sporting contest, think again.
Nonsense. The games aren't scripted. How do script Luck's fumble recovery? Luck is the son of a Pro Quarterback, just as the Manning's are. These men are simply the perfect marriage of nature & nurture.
ReplyDeleteBecause of its socialist nature, Pro Football has real parity. Regardless of the pundits, any team on any given Sunday can beat any other team.
Yep, the whole thing was elaborately scripted...right down to Bowe's not getting the second foot down by an inch or two. Just completely scripted down to the most finite detail....11:19 is once again proving himself to be the smartest man in the room. He sees right through the whole charade.
ReplyDeleteFucking idiot.
Second foot? look again dude, Bowe never even got his lead foot down...it partially hit white. Why does this team keep relying on this lazy P.O.S. why couldn't care less about the team?
ReplyDeleteTONY: I'M SORRY I DID'NT SIGN YOUR FOOTBALL AND TOLD YOU TO BEAT IT. DON'T BLAME THE CHIEFS FOR MY MISTAKE.
ReplyDeleteFucking idiots are those who think the NFL is real.....just like pro rastlin'.
ReplyDeleteWinners and losers are scripted. Individual plays, for the most part, are not. It only takes a few key plays or bad calls/no calls to completely change the outcome of a game.
ReplyDeleteIt was a real genius move to script that Luck fumble, have it bounce perfectly back to him and then dive just over the goal line for the score.
ReplyDeleteThrey must have had to practice that one for awhile to get it just right.
Also brilliant to have Alex put just a little too much on the 4th quarter throw to Cyrus Gray, a TD that would have sealed the win. Probably had to workshop that one for a few reps to get it just right.
ReplyDeleteHoly geez, morons will believe just about anything if it makes them feel superior.
Really? Comparing the Cheifs arrival home with the arrival to the men and women who served in Viet Nam? Fuck Off!!!
ReplyDeleteThey just turned my fuckin heat off
ReplyDeleteWell, they both returned as losers so I guess the comparison is apropo.
ReplyDelete9:40 is dead-on with his assessment. It's just a fucking game, people. Who gives a shit? And I hate to break it to you, pro sports are no different than pro wrestling: SCRIPTED.
ReplyDeleteThis bears repeating. Another DEAD-ON ANALYSIS:
ReplyDeleteThe NFL is NOT a sporting contest. It IS entertainment. Just like pro wrestling. And as such, the outcome is predetermined. Just like pro wrestling.
In the instant case, the purpose is two-fold. 1) To build up Andrew Luck's legacy, as the next generation's greatest quarterback, and 2) To set up the storyline and sell the rematch between the grand old Manning, the courageous Hall of Famer, and the upstart who replaced him in his beloved hometown crowd, Andrew Luck.
If you want to enjoy the entertainment, that's fine. But to those who believe this is a sporting contest, think again.
Y'all want a real good time? Get tickets to a Missouri Mavericks game. Those guys play their asses off and do it for the love of the sport, not the money. After all, there can't be to much of a salary for a CHL player. And talk about a bunch that will throw down at the drop of a hat, man they do it! Hell, you can probably even tailgate before the game too.
ReplyDeleteGO MAVS!!!
Who the fuck is TKC to make demands? What's going to happen if TKC's demands aren't met?
ReplyDeleteHe'll fart on you
ReplyDeleteUp a few comments: Byron Funkyass, shut the fuck up you wife beating, child molesting government leach. What the fuck do you know about football? Playing football in a wheelchair against your sisters does not qualify you for shit. Now, take off your shit stained drawers and throw them in the wash. That would be a positive for 2014.
ReplyDeleteGet some rest, bud .
ReplyDeleteMiss 2:42
ReplyDeleteI'm not a wife beater or a child molester. This is libel. I am not a government leach. Jesus, you pussies just make shit up.
You are clearly a low life piece of shit. You should see a therapist.
Both of you, it's "leech".
ReplyDeleteByrons daddy didn't have the common courtesy to give him a reach-a-round
ReplyDeleteHere is what I tell you my friends. Enjoy time with family and loved ones. Hold them close during the cold months and take time to listen to their hopes and dreams. It is the home and the hearth that keep us warm in the winter. All else is just snowy static that the discontent lament and the wise ignore
ReplyDeleteByrons Daddy is one stupid fucker that should just cumed on her tits instead of leaving it in, or least have worn a rubber and saved from this fucking brat of his.
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteMs. 3:50
ReplyDeleteGrow up, pussy.
Anon 3:30
Thanks ...
As the wise and late Rodney King once said "can't we all just get along?"
ReplyDeleteHey Byron !!!! I got a ten inch dick and a slop-jar full of testicles, who you callin pussy ? Pussy.
ReplyDeletePussy?
ReplyDeleteIs pussy suppose to be a word that us Kansas City people are suppose to shake in our boots over when you call us that Byron?
You need many many years of therapy to get over this hate you harbor. Why don't you make friends or try and make friends with people who live in your own area or state and stop irritating people who have no desire to communicate with you. And don't come back with this Tony shit because that's a lazy ass reply that only a common loser would make. Tony won't tell anyone to leave anymore than he would tell me or the n word guy. But his blog is about Kansas City and the local area of which you have no concern with or about Byron. So do yourself and others a favor and find somewhere else to play.
Summa you people have issues. Serious and psychiatric issues. Hope none of you have concealed-carry permits.
ReplyDeleteMs. 5:18
ReplyDeleteWhy should I be nice to pussies who call me a child molester & a wife beater. Fuck you. I have a reason for being here that you probably wouldn't understand.
I call people who insult me pussies, because its an anonymous cowardly act (certainly not manly behavior.) Like everyone else on this planet, I don't have to answer to you. What's your name, bitch.
Anon 6:27
The scary thing is these rednecks all have concealed carry permits & they're hoping to kill someone in 'self-defence'
Byron, 2:42 called you out. Child molester, wife beater, leech, basically a "CUNT". ROFLMFAO, sounds just like the Byron Funkyass we all deal with here on a daily basis. I guess he knows you Byron. Oh, I forgot, he called you a basement dweller also. Basement dweller. That's almost as bad as a Troost Avenue nigger.
ReplyDeleteGlazer Called it guys!
ReplyDeleteNappy, you're a chicken shit pig. Why would anyone care what a piece of shit like you thinks about anything. Jesus, you pucks are sick cowards.
ReplyDeleteThings about Byron that aren't libelous:
ReplyDeleteHe refuses to get a job and pay his own way. One of his recent posts was "I'm not going to get a job."
He claims to have a disability due to low vision. FACT: many people of low and no vision have good jobs earning good wages. Apparently Byron would rather mooch off the government as he is too lazy to work.
Byron claims to be related to Mark Funkhouser, former Mayor of KC, but many high ups on this blog doubt that claim, as do I and other commenters. He offers no proof except to say nasty things about Mark and his father. Sorry Byron, try a DNA test instead.
Byron always refers to the commenters who dislike him, which is basically everyone, as Ms. This is strange, and makes it seem Byron doesn't much care for women.
Byron has an unhealthy interest in KC, especially because he has never been here and his claim to be the mayor's brother is dubious.
That's all off the top of my head. I'm sure Byron will answer these logical facts with some nonsense such as he is a champion chess player or he is disabled (see second paragraph). Byron uses his disability as a crutch to get out of paying his own way. When I see disabled people working hard to get to and successfully perform their jobs, thinking about lazy punks like Byron make me puke.
Disabled people don't work. Handicap people can work. Please, learn to speak English.
ReplyDeleteA simple Google search will reveal my father's obituary where all of Mark's siblings are listed. The only people who aren't sure of who I am are people who don't know Mark themselves.
Higher ups in this blog? What does that mean?
My interest in commenting on this blog is because its a free speech forum. Duh? I don't hide the fact that I'm disabled as many disabled do, because I'm trying to confront this particular ignorance. A free speech forum is the place to do this. Besides, it strengthens my boundaries when I'm insulted unjustly. I become more & more desensitized. I only call people Ms. who cowardly insult me.
I will bring this libel to the attention of #2 son. He works for a law firm & will know if I can seek satisfaction.
Ms. 2:42 & Nappy (Ms. 7:07)
ReplyDeleteLibel is not free speech, nor are you as anonymous as you believe.
Unlike Mr. Wilson, I don't blame Tony for this. I blame the people making these allegations.
ReplyDeleteHigher ups?!?
ReplyDeleteOh,goddamn ....
that rich LOL!
I get high and I'm up to read this blog.
ReplyDeleteI like Byron.
We should get high together!
chiefs suck. put them up for sale
ReplyDeleteSo reading an obit proves who someone is on this blog.
ReplyDeleteThat is without a doubt the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen posted here. But was made by the dumbest fucker here so why is that shocking. Show that to your shit son liar.
In fact since your son is a lawyer post his phone number I'd love to have a nice conversation with him about your actions here Byron. I want him to be very aware of what dear old Dad is up to.
ReplyDeleteGo back to bed bud.
ReplyDelete7:06- Byron did not say that this son is a lawyer- only that's his son works at a law firm. Perhaps in the mailroom or as a messenger boy?
ReplyDeleteHe's an abstractor. As to what I'm up to here. WTF does that mean?
ReplyDeleteYes, as a compiler of real estate titles he would be eminently qualified to offer an opinion on matters of libel and defamation.
ReplyDeleteHe is intelligent & educated. He'll be entering law school soon. He workd as a paralegal when he was still in high school.
ReplyDeleteDon't you think my son would have something to say about retards calling me a child molester?
God, you people are fucking stupid. No wonder your city is such a fail.
Hey, I just noticed something.
ReplyDeleteThere are like news stories in between these pictures of the girls with the big tits!