Thursday, January 30, 2014

Maybe Missouri State Greeting: High-Five!!!



Show-me today's sign that the "news" isn't really that serious:

KSHB:: Courtney Allen Curtis, (D) District 73, introduced a bill to the Missouri House of Representatives that would make the high five the official state greeting.



STL Today . . . Missouri might be the first with a state greeting.



Fox4: He says he’s simply trying to reduce tensions caused by more serious discussions, things like education and the economy, that have been impacting the country in recent years.



UPI: The bill has already been read a second time.



2Now: Curtis is hopeful the high-fives get Missouri children interested in the political process.

More in a bit . . .

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Probably the most important legislation introduced this session.

Anonymous said...

what a joke!

Anonymous said...

And now we see why our systems sucks. Ass clowns such as this are in office. Vote these fuckers out of office.

Anonymous said...

10:03 comment
Agreed, this has got to be a joke!
TKC please confirm this is a joke.

Anonymous said...

A more acceptable gesture would be a traditional peace sign with nod of approval.

creepo said...

Wish it was a joke. Check the links, this is how missouri wastes our time and money.

Anonymous said...

High five is cool for all the brothers in KC and StL. But what about all the hillbillies in between? White meth heads don't have the coordination to do shit like that.

Anonymous said...

How about introducing a bill to have the legislature do something....anything?

Anonymous said...

What about "live long and prosper"?

Pujab said...

Meanwhile the Indians took all of our call centers.

Anonymous said...

Don't high five my vagina you cocksucker!!!

Anonymous said...

Missouri ass clown legislators should meet each other with a dick suck.

Anonymous said...

or maybe a "dick bump"....wait most of those lame clown's dicks are too short

Anonymous said...

Hey you doofuses, this bill doesn't cost the state anything at all.

It isn't like our legislature is paid by the hour or by the bill.

And Missouri can use some good press: we are kinda known as a dangerous, unfriendly state where you can get murdered in the city in KCMO or STL or raped and murdered by Ozark hillbillies standing their ground.

So yeah, vote YES on high 5 2014. Call your rep.

elBryan said...

God, this needs to happen so badly.