TKC SUNDAY CONTEST!!! CAN YOU FIGURE OUT THIS CONFUSING KANSAS CITY COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA PARKING SIGN?!?
For the public interest and because Kansas City parking is becoming an increasing problem . . .
HELP FIGURE OUT THIS QUIZZICAL KANSAS CITY PLAZA PARKING SIGN!!!
A reader sends this note:
"Figure out what a driver is supposed to do to park on this Plaza street. This is in front of Tomfooleries."
So, that's about 47th street but the sign reveals that drivers might have to search for parking at the nexus of the Universe or some other bizzaro world space where these traffic rules will apply.
And before you even start . . . NO, the toy train streetcar isn't going to solve this problem for any less than 1 BILLION dollars.
Kansas City Quality
ReplyDeleteThe $2550 dollar no standing no parking sign. Snoozing on the job included.
ReplyDeleteThat is where Polsinelli is, if ya get a ticket, you can walk across the street and get a lawyer, and expensive lawyer, but you can get one.
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Did Highwoods do this to confuse the flash mobs ?
ReplyDeleteReally funny, Tony.
That cluster of signs clearly explains the currant situation at city hall. FUBAR
ReplyDeleteI used to park there all the time when I drove a delivery truck. If the No Parking Any Time sign isn't just a temporary warning for utility construction to come or remnants of utility construction that has passed, it doesn't make sense, because the FedEx Office there relies on customers being able to walk short distances to drop off packages and pick up large printing orders.
ReplyDeletemake a sacramental Piss on the Post, offer up a hearty "fuck You" to Troy Schulte.. then move on.
ReplyDeletePolsinellively 4th Street
ReplyDeleteTypical Kansas City ignorance.
ReplyDeleteJudging by the crooked sign on the bottom (which trumps all) I would say someone put it up there to be funny.
ReplyDeleteActually, the correct interpretation of the sign is: No parking for anyone, any time except for niggers and nigger lovers.
ReplyDeleteGrow up, stop the n-word spam.
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