TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CHECK OUT MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY "COUGAR TOWN" CIRCO SMILING WITH POWERFUL LOCAL LADY FRIENDS!!!
A great many thanks to a BRILLIANT TKC TIPSTER who has blessed us with this image of Kansas City female political players posing sexily for a recent photo.
To wit . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO PLAYING NICE WITH KANSAS CITY LADY POWER BROKERS!!!
The working title of the photograph . . .
"Cindy, Katie Van Luchene and Lisa "Why Won't Anyone marry Me?" Garney"
It's important to provide some background on this theatricality and deception for the uninitiated, because we are initiated. Aren't we, d-bags? Members of the TKC Blog Community.
Anyhoo . . .
Starting from the right . . .
Of course we recognize Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo despite YET ANOTHER NEW HAIRCUT . . . Sadly, denizens of Kansas City's 5th haven't really seen her in nearly a year. KC neighbors in this forgotten section of Kansas City should click the photo for a bigger better look given that Mayor Pro Tem Cindy would seem a bit unfamiliar since she has spent the vast majority of her recent tenure making new powerful friends who do not reside in her at-large district.
In the center, sporting the sassy leopard print . . .
Katie Van Luchene - A quick search online tells us that "she was a columnist for Kansas City Magazine and KC Home Design before launching KC Magazine where she now serves as executive editor." She also uses a REALLY old school black and white photo that isn't exactly up-to-date for a supposed news lady.
And on the left . .
Lisa Garney was once noted as "the hottest plumber in town" . . . And really, the "water sports" and scatological jokes that are floating through my mind right now are threatening to make my brain explode. She's one of many local biz ladies who got her start from her dad and that's cool. Allow me to preserve a bit of my humanity by not delving in to all of the lady plumbing jokes possible with this post . . . I'm keeping them on file.
And so what have we learned from this EPIC PHOTO and post?
MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO IS NOW MOSTLY IN THE COMPANY OF KANSAS CITY MOVERS AND SHAKERS WHICH (ONCE AGAIN) REVEALS THAT SHE CLEARLY HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE FUTURE!!!
In fact, another Kansas City Insider recently wanted this blog community to know . . .
COUNCIL LADY CINDY SEEMS LIKE THE MOST LIKELY CANDIDATE TO CHALLENGE JACKSON COUNTY EXEC MIKE SANDERS AT THE BEHEST OF MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!
So, watch this Kansas City lady continue to gain allies and powerful friends as we anticipate that her next move that could be her best move.
DEVELOPING . . .
I respect her.
ReplyDeleteI don't like her.
But I respect her.
ReplyDeleteThat is one nasty-assed cunt salad sandwich.
These women make me want to divorce my wife.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough Lysol® or Febreeze® on this planet to stop that tuna train from bursting your olfactory bulb!
ReplyDeleteWhile the other two are "about a hundred back of book", Cindy is still mighty hot and mighty sexy. She clearly outclasses these broads and needs to pick her company better...
ReplyDeleteI think Tony has a crush on Cindy.
ReplyDeleteForget it man.
She is out of your league.
ReplyDeleteThey all look like trannies from Hamburger Mary's that have had too many pickles slide off of their buns.
OMG, 3:14 - that's so true!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with 3:14... I thought this was a promo shot for some tranny convention.
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteSir, I get that these ladies are ripe for ridicule, but must you alter the photograph? Making them look absurd is a step too far.
Mrs Cathy Jolly will come to Mike Sander's rescue should Mrs. Circo decide to challenge Sanders. That's Mrs Jolly's job, right?
He needs help as all of his stupid ideas just don't pass the smell test. Mr Sanders is as bright as Ms. Kiki Curls. Both need to be voted out of office.
Ditto with 3:14. That pic is a boner killer even if you're into trannies.
ReplyDeleteNice MANHAND there on the left.
ReplyDelete*eyeroll*
No comment. zzzzzz
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck those cunts in their ass. Then cum all over their face and tits.
ReplyDeleteLolz...that is a manhand that would make any cattle rancher proud!
ReplyDeleteMANHAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
The plumber is on Match.com with 15 year old pics! Been on there for years.
ReplyDeleteMan and we thought Republican women looked bad at one time. This takes the cake for mutations.
ReplyDeleteSure, I miss Cindy in the 5tth District but she has more important things to do like shop for new clothes with these women. Go go Cindy. I am a pegging fan and she has my full support and welcoming backing. Let's do this thing!
ReplyDeleteMan you'd have to be pretty desperate to want to dip into that.
ReplyDeleteThose mutts belong at Wayside Waifs.
ReplyDeleteIf you are gay woman, and have a manhand, does that mean that you are well hung?
ReplyDeleteI love the philosophy here at tkc. You people are pigs.
ReplyDeletefuck off so-crates
ReplyDeleteHe's right. You're a bunch of pigs.
ReplyDeleteWoof! Someone fell through the ugly tree and hit every branch! With that much money she should have some corrective surgery.
ReplyDeleteThe Good, the Bad and the Ugly
ReplyDeleteThis blog is the absolute metaphysical expression of our American First Amendment Rights.
ReplyDeleteThat said, this comment, is in my opinion, based on the TKC aquired gravitas that is now an accepted part of KC media news is way the fuck out of line.
"Cindy, Katie Van Luchene and Lisa "Why Won't Anyone marry Me?" Garney".
I have NO fuckin idea who this chick is, but, and it is just my opinion and Tony is a guy who always fights for what he thinks is the underdog--gotta tell ya--
that is a very personal insult, which could be assigned to a chick he personally knows, but, in my opinion, might draw some blood from a girl who is just in the public eye by way of chance.
"Why won't somebody marry me?"
This blog is the most important free speech, 1st Amendment Democratic, town crier source of news in this city.
In my opinion, personal attacks on some chick who has NEVER been newsworthy to this point, based on innuendo and rumor is counterproductive.
Just My Opinion.
I love this blog and free speech.
ReplyDeleteThe N word guy is the metaphysical proof of how important this blog is, in my opinion.
That said, the "Why won't anybody marry me?" comment, when you consider that Tony gets 25,000 hits a day on his blog, could be devestating.
Jesus.
I always tell the truth.
If I were young and as smart as Tony I would have to dedicate a DS3 to a Mea Culpa section.
Still, I am thinkin that attack on some no name chick might be a bridge too far.
In my opinion, a woman's worth should not be based on her looks.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I fuckin love the chicks posted on here and think that the natural attraction of male to female makes the world go 'round.
Guys SHOULD be attracted to girls for the myriad, chemical reasons that are in no way in control.
Here is to Liz the 1st, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc and the litany of great women who would now, if given a chance, make this world a better place.
Who, had they been in place, made this world, a softer, more reasonable, civil world where dialogue as opposed to war might have been the order of the day.
God Bless Elizabeth the 1st.
Wow, some sense from Chuck! Who'd a thunk it?
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit. You have to be hot or at least not repulsive to be a "cougar". Those fucking hags look like week-old chewed up lunchmeat.
ReplyDeleteThis blog makes me glad I'm white, so I can tell when a woman is butt-fucking ugly. You poor "people of color" can't see anything but pink pussy lips.
Without a doubt Independence Ave after midnight.
ReplyDeleteChuck has a thing for older women. He just doesn't want to be criticized.
ReplyDeleteI give this women a 10.
ReplyDeleteThey are beautiful ladies. Tony makes fun of their ambition but that's because he has none.
LOL!
Sorry hon.
My balls hurt just thinking of those manhands!!! Ouch baby take it easy.....you gonna pull my pecker off by the roots! And those nasy black shoes...I wanna take a shit on them.
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ReplyDeleteFuck them all in the ass and then take the dick and give Dirty a Mary Sanchez.
what did one lesbian frog say to the other? "you know, we DO taste like chicken."
ReplyDeleteBRUTAL!
ReplyDeletePicture: The Lemon Sisters
ReplyDeleteThank God for Spanx, huh ladies?
ReplyDeleteI still hear rumors of a pic of Cindy giving head to a guy who was not her husband and the pic was taken by a guy in a "group" who watched.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that her ex husband Dan Circo who works for KCFD takes cocks in his ass?
ReplyDeleteMy gosh. This place is out of control. So mean. It's hard to do something beneficial for this town when there is so much hate. Doesn't make sense really.
ReplyDeleteCindy would look just a little better with some makeup color. She looks kinda drab in this pix, but her hairs nicely done and I think she looks pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's an ugly trio !!
ReplyDelete100% of positive comments are from minorities, dagos or Cindy.
ReplyDelete"Mayor Pro Tem" She is like the first COUNCILPERSON to ever use that title. Putzzzz.
ReplyDeleteChuck, you usually are right on, but you need to know that Ms. Garney has been making herself a public figure, and public spectacle, for years.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who allows The Star's fashion editor (back when they had one) to write a page-plus story on their shopping trip in NYC, brag about what a fashionista they are, how much money they spent, and harp on the fact that a high-end store sent them flowers for dropping so much dough is pretty much going public. And that's just one example.
TKC's comment is not necessarily based on Ms. G's looks, but much more on her personality, her incessant social climbing, and using Daddy's money and her two X chromosomes to get sweet government contracts to fund her new construction biz.
LOL. these ladies love the lime light. Heard that they were giggling about this post. They think it's cute.
ReplyDelete8:40, they are all stupid enough to think that any publicity is good publicity.
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