While Kansas City searches for more streetcar cash, money for old and busted fountains and the missing $15K . . . Something else quite interesting and sexual has popped up.
BOING and to wit . . .
A COUNCIL DUDE IS SOON TO BE EMBROILED IN A NASTY SEXTING SCANDAL THAT'S GOING TO HORRIBLY EMBARRASS KANSAS CITY, THE CURRENT CROP OF POLITICOS AT CITY HALL AND LOCAL DEMOCRACY IN GENERAL!!!
Yes, we've noted this sexting controversy before but now it's in full swing . . . It's just hanging around . . . Dangling so to speak . . .
THAT'S RIGHT . . . KANSAS CITY COULD SOON SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF HAVING TO WITNESS NASTY EVIDENCE OF A HIGH POWERED COUNCIL DUDE PUTTING HIS SCHLONG BEFORE THE INTERESTS OF CONSTITUENTS!!!
Already community leaders are hoping that a resignation comes before this nasty episode quivers and shakes down the current City Hall power structure.
But don't count on it . . .
Very much like high school . . . This bit of City Hall intrigue is like a game of chicken. Man Chicken.
(Ugh, this is so gross. Did you know that I wrote my Master's Thesis in Communication Studies on the practical application of chaos theory in mainstream media markets using a differential cost analysis model? But I digress . . .)
Anyhoo . . .
GET READY FOR A KANSAS CITY SEXTING HOT MESS COMING SOON TO CITY HALL THAT WILL EMBARRASS JUST ABOUT EVERY POLITICO @ 12TH AND OAK!!!
And remember . . . When Drudge broke the Lewisnky scandal his details were even more vague with no comments from the public . . . Here at TKC our KICK-ASS BLOG COMMUNITY AND BRILLIANT TIPSTERS are doing much better when it comes to making sure that locals know about this hot mess FIRST. Natch. And now we leave other newsies to clean up the after-birth and transcribe the deets of the story we've delivered unto the world . . . Ewww.
DEVELOPING . . .
Kim K showed her booty to KC?
ReplyDeleteNow that is news, my friend!
Brooks;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat about Sexy Cindy's pictures?
ReplyDeleteI always that that Glover had a gleam in his eye, and blisters on his thumbs.
ReplyDeleteSyl & bodyguard
ReplyDeleteWe know it is not "procreation only and don't mess up her hair" Mr. Jolly.
ReplyDeletePoliticians always place their dong above the interests of their constituents. Nothing new here TKC.
ReplyDeletePlease, let it be Gloria Squitero.
ReplyDeleteMy bet is on Glover. That's a sick freak, that just hasn't been caught YET..
ReplyDeleteHell they all are out fucking around is my bet.
ReplyDeleteJermaine, Melba, Michael Brooks and all their predecessors have been fucking the east side for years.
ReplyDeleteAnother dead and boring news day obviously. Lets market some stress and excitement!
ReplyDeleteDoes John Sharp know how to text?
ReplyDeleteIt can't be John "Notso" Sharp. He still uses a Polaroid.
DeleteTony:
ReplyDeleteCome on, man ... names, please.
Tony's just posting garbage today because there's really nothing happening other then the same old boring shit that happens everyday of the week in this town. Sports and barbecue.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Kansan stumbled in here and was temporarily awoken from their life of quiet despiration. That's okay. You're only proving that you're totally out of the loop when it comes to KCMo.
ReplyDeleteDo us all a favor, take your depression back across the state line.
There is important business to discuss and we have to figure out who will be the new guy to take the job.
Is someone about to announce they are running for city council?
ReplyDeleteWonder if this is like the "firemen about to be arrested by the feds" story that was about to happen/already happened and never did in the real world.
ReplyDelete"...CITY HALL AND LOCAL DEMOCRACY IN GENERAL!!!"
ReplyDeleteDemocracy?
What Democracy???
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't me, I swear it!
Bill Clinton advises:
ReplyDelete"What is the definition of 'sexting'?" In that case, I did not have sext with that woman!
Tweetin ain't cheatin'
ReplyDeleteThe toe-headed geek who goes by the name "Mr. Johnson," seems to be a good bet.
ReplyDeleteIt depends on what your definition of "schlong" is.
ReplyDeleteHere's a notion for Tony and all the bloggers who think Drudge actually "broke" the Lewinsky story.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Drudge did was repeat, without doing even minimal checking, a juicy rumor he got from Luciane Golberg that Newsweek was sitting on this story.
That's not journalism, Tony. And it's not "breaking" a story. It's being an unwitting conduit for whatever rumors, true or not, that other people want to put out for their own purposes.
You'd think you learned your lesson in the whole Louie Wright hot mess, but perhaps you did. That's why you don't name names this time.
C'mon now, it was just John Sharp trying to sell his complimentary tickets for the upcoming Fleetwood Mac show..........
ReplyDeleteTony's just teasing you to build up his hits for the month. He'll tell you in due time, once he has everyone's attention at shitty hall.
ReplyDeleteProbably Crystal.
ReplyDeleteI don't care who it is. I want to suck his titties.
ReplyDelete(Oh wait. Maybe I already did.)
From the nail princess.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is the sexter is Michael Brooks and this all links back to the $15k.
ReplyDeleteWhat's tragic is what passes for Black leadership in Kansas City. I mean really... Jermaine Reed, Melba Curls and Pastor (cough) Brooks? Add to it the long list of other do-nothings and you've got yourself a real cesspool.
ReplyDeleteNobody will be surprised. In fact, no one will care. As perverted as society is, they'll probably celebrate it instead. Afterall, Kansas City corruption starts with the voters.
Prolly a white dude or the black white mayor
ReplyDeleteThe best $ is on Johnson or Reed.
ReplyDeleteSharp too old. Taylor...P' Whipped. Ford...flaky lawyer. Glover can hardly speak on the phone none the less text. Wagner....nah. Maybe Brooks...kinda creeepy.Davis...Virginia would remove his testicles in the midlle of the night.
I hope it is that ass hole Russ Johnson
ReplyDeletePerhaps Kevin Yoder has advised them to wait a year before saying anything. Where does setting fall of the line with skinny-dipping and getting a DUI?
ReplyDeleteSomeone sexts in America? No way. That is horrible! I can take state reps doing cocaine in the caddy shack. I can take democratic leadership throwing minority state reps under the bus; but sexting........................not in America. Not under our flag!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf it is Russ Johnson, I will laugh my ass off.
ReplyDeleteWhen do we get to see the pics. Waiting...
ReplyDeletepics, man!
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