HOOPZ JOURNALISM INSPIRATION!!!



A KCPT tribute to the lady that most fired Kansas City Star newsies can't believe is still drawing a check . . .

WOMEN AND GIRLS LEAD: Jenee Osterheldt - The Local Show

Sadly, Hoopz is even worse on camera than she is in print form.

I feel kinda guilty that she's rather mousey and her voice cracks when she talks. I assumed she was confident in her pathologically trite opinions.

Furthermore, she refers to herself as "mixed" which means she has absolutely no self-esteem.

The appropriate answer to all personal questions regarding racial composition is:

"NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS WHITE DEVIL!!!"

Or

"My Real Mom Is Puerto Rican"

Anyhoo . . . Hoopz has the last laugh because so many experienced and respected journalists canned from The Star are now writing low rent blogs, still looking for work or competing in fields that are far less rewarding that handing down opinions from on high at the Dead Tree Media Institution in its last days.

Comments

  1. Suitable story for Kansas City Propaganda Television.

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  2. Why are our tax dollars paying for this crap?

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  3. Why don't you keep your mouth shut or you'll wake up with an ass full of feathers.

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  4. "None of your damn business white devil", or

    "Why do you ask? You can see that I'm not an inbred white."

    All white people are related, that's why we're white.

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  5. You Byron are probably an inbred mulatto.

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  6. There's no such thing as an inbred mulatto, racist.

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  7. No but there is a thing called Idiots and you have that one locked down Byron.

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  8. The only thing proven by all this media change is that real journalists have not existed for years and the one calling themselves journalists today are totally insignificant in a world just jam packed with expert opinion.

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  9. SuperPooper,

    Stupid people think I'm stupid. Intelligent people think I'm intelligent. Its clear that you don't know what an idiot is.

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  10. Byron, ALL intelligent people know you're an asshole with white guilt. Get over yourself.

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  11. I don't have white guilt.

    SuperPooper, his butt buddy chuckles, & various ditto heads want to make this a safe place for frightened little white men to spout racist nonsense.

    Your attitudes are the past. Mine our of the future.

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  12. No it's a place where people unlike you can comment on events in KC and how they relate to KC.

    Since you don't live here STFU and leave.

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  13. SuperPooper,

    Why don't you leave? I've been commenting on this blog for nearly three years.

    If you want me to leave, then block my IP. Oh wait, you can't do that, because its not your blog.

    I won't tell you to STFU, because I'm not a fascist, like you. Unlike you, I believe in free speech & freedom in general.

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  14. This chick is another affirmative action baby.

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  15. Yep 1:59. Can you say, "KA-CHING".

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  16. Hillbilly Fuckboy...shut up you faggot! You're yet ANOTHER reason Kansas City remains a Shithole Cowtown. Did West Virginia kick you out of your own shithole or does staying in KC somehow makes you relevant?

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  17. Oh gosh get over it. Byron has an opinion.

    My opinion is that Jennee needs to work on her writing and interviewing skills.

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  18. Jenee's illustration in the paper is much more flattering than her actual photograph. Stick with the pen and ink Jenee.

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  19. Anon 4:58 PM

    They're bullies trying to drive me off, because I won't get in line. If I used the 'anonymous' label they couldn't focus so well on their task. I don't mind. Its good exercise. Strengthens the boundaries, don't you know. Most people don't care & express that opinion by not saying anything. The people who comment are a small percentage of the people who read.

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  20. Byron, I don't care if you comment or not. Freedom of speech means even unenlightened close-minded folks such as yourself have the right to express yourself. You're a Funkhouser, so expectations are low.

    But when you grab your broad brush and paint everyone who disagrees with you as a racist, I'm going to jump on you. Sure some pea brains on this site spout racial terms, but they are no doubt a very small minority. Not all white people, by virtue of being white, are not racist just because we don't support the Obama/Joker ticket. Just because white people don't agree with you 100% doesn't make them racist.

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  21. Anon 11:50

    "Just because white people don't agree with you 100% doesn't make them racist."

    That's true. But I also know that the people who jump on me do it because I won't echo them, much like the ones who say that I'm gay do it because I support gay rights.

    Upper middle class people will vote for Romney, because his policies will help them. I'm poor, so I will vote for Obama.

    Naturally, I don't think I'm unenlightened or close minded. I think they are.

    Dave stalks me & the tiniest, most innocent comment is jumped on every time.

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  22. Very seldom do you say anything inocent. You come here only to get a rise out of people and never add anything to support local events in KC. Mark semi made something of himself and you're pissed your to stupid to do the same.

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  23. Superdave,


    Who is this Mark character your speaking of?





    A fan

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  24. The other POS Funkhauser

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  25. Yup, she's a mix...

    of "fine" and "smoking fucking hot". Dayumn.

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