TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! BRAZEN THEFT IN DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY J.E. DUNN SECURED PARKING LOT!!!
Here's news for tonight that's every bit as important as Lucy Pinder cleavage . . .
JUST THIS AFTERNOON THERE WAS A CAR STOLEN FROM THE "SECURED" PARKING LOT SHARED BY CITY HALL AND J.E. DUNN!!!
There's a lot we can interpret from this but more than anything we want our KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS and even corporate construction drones to STAY SAFE when making their way to vehicles after working hard hours.
Apparently, there's not a lot of luck with the so-called Downtown Renaissance in the "East Village" on the wrong side of Downtown. Instead, high-tech security once again proves in effective at keeping crime down in a new Kansas City eco-devo project built with the best of intentions.
DEVELOPING . . .
Nothing is safe in KC.
ReplyDeleteHey Guys! Am I beautiful or what?
ReplyDeleteShut up bitch and bring me a beer.
ReplyDeleteKick ass boobs baby!
ReplyDeleteYeah git out a here bitch! This is my turf!
ReplyDeleteKeep it clean and above the belt!
ReplyDeleteIt's official. Tony has a stalker.
ReplyDeleteMan this is Tony's biggest day yet. Look at the volume!!!!
ReplyDeleteSimply Tremendous. Epic!
ReplyDeleteThis story is lame...in other news, three people were shot in kc today
ReplyDeleteFascinating!
ReplyDeleteDoes the garage have security cameras? Is it staffed by kcmo security? ANY security?
ReplyDeleteHello Security? Anyone there? Hello?
ReplyDeleteLet me just offer the opinion of a gentlemen of distinction such as myself. This was likely the operation of intelligent crooks, well educated, and not the typical local teenager attempting to learn the craft and become good at what he does through repetition and practice.
ReplyDeleteIrish Lightning? The insurance payout can be good.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it this is just Google testing one of it's driver less cars.
ReplyDeleteYou can't use Developing . . . That's Drudges intellectual property. Cease and Desist! Developing . . . . .
ReplyDeleteNice Sneakers Honey. I love the look of sneakers on a lady.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt security in the many enclosed garages leave much to be desired. Perhaps city hall could bring in some experts to examine the situation and make parking better and safer for all Kansas City residents wishing to enjoy our marvelous new downtown.
ReplyDeleteHee hee. Right and who the hell do you think you are buddy? You must live downtown with the other hoity-toity's.
ReplyDeleteProbably some white guys stole it.
ReplyDeleteJust a matter of time till the DC-3 is stolen knowing the way things go in this backasswords city.
ReplyDeleteOkay who we send the bill to Tony?
ReplyDeleteWestside to take on Roasterie
ReplyDeleteMex Dc-3
niggers steal EVERYTHING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh noes. Lame commenters don't discuss the real story. This is the end of the East Village. Look for Dunn to find an excuse to get out.
ReplyDelete11:29, oh my god. You're right! One things gets stolen and the whole world is screwed!
ReplyDeleteNot to worry. The Chamber Big 5 plan is pushing for a taxpayer-funded grocery store at 27th and Troost and Google fiber 100X internet is coming to the east side.
ReplyDeleteThat will solve everything.
Now what's next? Oh, yes, the streetcar, downtown hotel, and taking over the KCPD.
The folks at 12th and Oak are really on top of their game!