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"Subject: Made You And EPIC Yoder pic . . . Feel free to add your own text to this yoder pic i made for ya. I'm sure this is how he imagined himself at the moment he decided to skinny dip. HA!"
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Yoder interview 8-20
Yes, I was trolling but it does not make me a homosexual headed for Hell unless anyone wants to know why I love to provide Congressional Oversight to the rest stops along the Interstate Highway System.
ReplyDelete"Hey girl, Paul Ryan has nothing on this. Want a tour of the House Appropriations Committee?"
ReplyDeleteMy weiner's better than Weiner's weiner.
ReplyDeleteStupid politicians doing stupid stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'm a congressman, bend over America.
ReplyDeleteNothing like dunkin your johnson where Jesus did! Funny that he hadn't mentioned this on one of his 438 visits on 980 radio...
ReplyDeleteFugget about it I'm taking the day off from this shit.
ReplyDeleteHe was actually doing an undercovered investigation to see who among the delegation was secretly gay.... by watching their eyes to see which ones were sneaking looks at his privates.
ReplyDelete"Ben Quayle, check out my 'family values' big boy!"
ReplyDeletePut your hand on the wang of the man who fouled the water
ReplyDeletePut your hand on the wang of the who pee'd in the sea
Take a look at me and you can look at others differently
Put you hand in the hand of the men from the GOP
Next up the guy from Misery tells you how if rape is inevitable, just lay back and enjoy it.
F smartman and his ammo stash. Compound bows and knives will rule post-apocalypse. Eventually just long bows.
Wayne County, Pennsylvania, the lil' Grand Canyon will be great. Abundant wildlife and water.
You just can't fix stupid. Deep in their hearts, all honest men are ashamed of the government.
Never have voted for that dirtbag and won't start.
ReplyDeleteIt's not his fault. Tequila made his clothes fall off
ReplyDeleteKevin Yoder displays his shortcomings. McKayla is not impressed.
ReplyDeleteSo when the FBI isn't working for the RIAA they are the national penis posse?
ReplyDeleteOMG a person actually took their clothes off in jumped in the water. No doubt a horrific and unforgivable sin in Kansas.
ReplyDeleteHey, he was just washing away his sins in the Holy Land.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the FBI involved? If this was a lib, they would be calling them a free spirit.
ReplyDeleteThat said, unless Rebublicans stop doing stupid shit and even more idiotic saying shit like raped womens bodies reject becoming pregnant, then its 4 more years of circling the drain and paying for dead beat shit heels.
Sweet britches goes swimming.
ReplyDeleteWanna see this Republican's trunk?
ReplyDeleteI thought Yoder said he was goin' to walk ON the water.............
ReplyDeleteThe difference is republicans want me to pay for all the "dead beat shit heels" and every thing else. At least the democrats want to spread the tax burden more fairly and have those at the top of the pyramid pay a higher effective tax rate than I do.
ReplyDeleteLarry Craig says: Remember,you can vote straight Republican this November but you cannot vote for a straight Republican.
ReplyDeleteVote for the Yodeler!
ReplyDeleteHe's got nothing to hide.
Where was his hot wife? She's rumored to have been dipped outside of their marriage.
ReplyDeleteRep Southerland's 14 yr old daughter went along for the swim, which might explain the FBI being involved. Kevin was never at more than half mast, so no harm I guess...
ReplyDeleteYoder: "I thought it was the Sea Of GAYLEE...."
ReplyDeleteRumour is it ain't about getting naked ...someone peed in the water
ReplyDeleteThis is all Fucking nonsense,
ReplyDeletethe guy looks like a porn star anyway!
Ok so what a group of people some maybe naked went swimming after some R&R time and drinking. I mean really is this such a crime? Mean while assholes like Sly are in office doing what they are doing and thats ok?
ReplyDeleteThey are people as well hell I have been to parties such as this. The tension of the day is off you think your are among friends and then one little asshole has to try and ruin what appears to have been a good time by all.
But you know so funny that just before election time a whole fucking year later this is an issue?
I swear politics for the most part is nothing but a bunch of back stabbing mud slinging assholes.
Here is the story that no one is quite picking up on:
ReplyDeleteYeah, right a bunch of congressional dudes decided to get drunk and then jump in the the river.
OK. There were women there for sure. Duhh.
Oh, yeah, the Israeli intelligence service wasn't around either. These republican douche bags such as yoder were easy pickins for a national embarrassment voila Akin.
Wake up hicks, you are being led by a bunch of jack asses.
Think about it.
The reason God is punishing Kansas with a drought.
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