All-Star Hot Dog Warning @ The K

WDAF on All-Star bickering:"A provocative billboard will warn baseball fans flocking to the All-Star Game at Kauffman Stadium on July 10 that eating hot dogs can greatly increase their risk of colorectal cancer."

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  1. what about tofu dogs?

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  2. Anybody that would pay that much for a hotdog already has their heads up their butts, so anything else isn't much of an issue.

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  3. Stand tall and firm Jim Rowland. By God, hotdogs and a baseball game is simply all American. Do your duty Jimmy, my boy, and eat dozens and dozens of these tasty treats!

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  4. Henny Youngman7/3/12, 1:28 PM

    ... and this blog gives me a headache.

    Rimshot --

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  5. Yeah, because a fucking billboard is going to keep me from enjoying a dog or two at the game. Get real.

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  6. Food nazis may be hazardous to your sanity. Theirs is already long gone.

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  7. 11:52... funniest thing i've read in a long time. i was thinking someone had to come up with a hotdog and butt joke, but... (rimshot)... yours penetrates to the core. lol....

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  8. I've been licking, sucking, chewing on and swallowing weinees all my life. I don't have cancer.

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  9. Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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  10. No worries. I've never gotten a hot dog at the stadium. They've always been about the same temperature as the shitty flat room temperture beer.

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