Today's greeting in the form of layoff notices . . .
KC Biz Journal: Hallmark Cards seeks 300-400 voluntary buyouts
Fox4: "Hallmark Offers Employees Buyouts to Down Size Workforce"
KC Biz Journal: Hallmark Cards seeks 300-400 voluntary buyouts
Fox4: "Hallmark Offers Employees Buyouts to Down Size Workforce"
Just the old ones. They've needed to go for a while. Most don't even know what the internet is.
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot!
DeleteYou're fucking hilarious 6:03.
ReplyDeleteDid you spend all afternoon coming up with that witty quip?
They're finally figuring out that there's no future in $4.00 greeting cards?
ReplyDeletePretty fucking progressive thinkers, those Hallmark wizards.
Yeah, a company that's been around more than 100 years and made 4 BILLION DOLLARS last year? I bet you did better than that, genius, didn't you? Is there a big future in being a dumb ass?
ReplyDelete-Did you spend all afternoon coming up with that witty quip?-
ReplyDeleteActually at Hallmark, witty quips are estimated to take 4.37 days each.
-made 4 BILLION DOLLARS-
ReplyDeleteThat's revenue dumbshit. After paying for the overly compensated underworked workforce profits would be about enough to buy a greeting card.