Hallmark Sends The Very Best Pink Slip

Today's greeting in the form of layoff notices . . .

KC Biz Journal: Hallmark Cards seeks 300-400 voluntary buyouts

Fox4: "Hallmark Offers Employees Buyouts to Down Size Workforce"

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  1. Just the old ones. They've needed to go for a while. Most don't even know what the internet is.

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  2. You're fucking hilarious 6:03.

    Did you spend all afternoon coming up with that witty quip?

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  3. They're finally figuring out that there's no future in $4.00 greeting cards?
    Pretty fucking progressive thinkers, those Hallmark wizards.

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  4. Yeah, a company that's been around more than 100 years and made 4 BILLION DOLLARS last year? I bet you did better than that, genius, didn't you? Is there a big future in being a dumb ass?

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  5. -Did you spend all afternoon coming up with that witty quip?-

    Actually at Hallmark, witty quips are estimated to take 4.37 days each.

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  6. -made 4 BILLION DOLLARS-

    That's revenue dumbshit. After paying for the overly compensated underworked workforce profits would be about enough to buy a greeting card.

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