TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY POLITICAL DENIZEN MASE HAKES DECLARES THAT HE IS NOT NOW NOR EVER HAS BEEN A TKC TIPSTER!!!

This isn't the first time somebody important has denied an affiliation with my bloggy goodness. However, Mase Hakes is The Youth Liaison Coordinator for Kansas City's Show Me Pride and an active member of Kansas City's political scene who has made it VERY clear he IS NOT A TKC TIPSTER after his name was thrown into a comment thread unnecessarily.
Check his response:
"My name is Mase Hakes and from the looks of things I am being pin pointed as Tony's unnamed source… Sorry to disappoint but these claims are false. First of all, I was not in attendance at the mentioned Young Democrats meeting, nor was I aware that Edward allegedly yelled at the group in attempt to frighten an endorsement out of them. I personally find these claims hard to believe, as I have known Mr. Pace to be a very level-headed, kind, and respectful person. That being said I do not doubt that Mr. Pace could have gotten over zealous when he was speaking to the group of democrats, but I strongly dispute that he intended to frighten anyone.
"Second, if you know me or frequent my facebook, it is no secret that I support Anne McGregor for the 4th district’s at large seat. But I am not an intern for her campaign nor am I employed by her in any way, shape or form. I volunteer and support her in her race, but I have not and do not intend to take part in any mudslinging in this election. So, like I said, if anyone thinks that I disclosed this news to Tony’s KC, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disappoint you.
"And lastly, to whoever posted the comment “MASE IS A REAL ASS!!! MASE NO WONDER YOU SUCK ON ASS HOLES.” at 10:31am and 12:29pm. I challenge you to step up and say that to my face. Don’t hide behind an “Anonymous” screen name like a coward. Be confidant and take accountability for what you say. If you truly feel that way about me, I want to know why. Have I done something to you in the past? Do you disagree with my politics? Or do you just not like the fact that I’m gay? Whatever your reason may be, step up to the plate. Send me an email, give me a call, or message me on my facebook account. If I have truly done something bad enough for you to harbor these feelings towards me, I want to know so I can take responsibility for my actions and make amends.
"We will never get anywhere if all we do is spread rumors, point fingers, and distort the truth. We must strive for excellence in life, and except nothing less than for our leaders to do the same.
~Mase Hakes"
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Bravo Mase!!! Sadly, it turns out we are not "besties" despite rumors on the Internets. And the "truth to the stupid" in the TKC comments offers a refreshing look at online honesty in this cynical digital era . . .

The missive authored by Mase is probably the most comprehensive and eloquent denial of any affiliation with TKC that doesn't involve explaining photos of Denise Milani on a workplace server.
Rock on.
That is one fine woman.
ReplyDeleteWho is this guy again? I attend every political event in Kansas City and have never seen him.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, did he really quote a anonymous post saying he "sucks on assholes"? That is hillarious!
ReplyDeleteMase Hakes is way hotter than Denise Milani-in my opinion!! And just for the record-I'm an anony poster on TKC. I post early and often. I do not support Anne McGregor. I do however support Mase Hakes' decision to work on Anne's campaign. Thats his choice. My best advice to you Mase? Never give anonymous posters the satisfaction of responding to their comments. Keep them guessing-its only fair.
ReplyDeleteGuess Mase didn't know he was gonna get his picture taken. Otherwise, he would have combed his hair.
ReplyDeleteThis faggots mom is Kim Walker who is an R.N. at North Kansas City Hospital.
ReplyDeleteHis biological father is Wayne Hakes who works for the Secret Service.
His step-father is Rob Walker who is a Kansas City, Missouri firefighter.
Nah, that's how his hair usually looks.
ReplyDeleteHis suit looks too big.
ReplyDeleteHis hair looks like it was from the scene "There's Something About Mary." Same conditioner??
ReplyDeleteIt's his "just got bukkake by my boyfriends" hairdo.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of pussy names someones mother and father in a comment section because he had the audacity to speak up for himself? And tossing around homophobic comments means you would really be tossing some random dudes salad.
ReplyDeleteMase, welcome to your new life as a TKC jailhouse bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou could not do anything more stupid than send in a response to those comments. OMFG!
Bye Bye political career.
LOL LOL LOL
Way to go, Mase. And shame on you, 12:29. Jim Lewis is obviously beyond shame. Mase probably rejected him because Mase can find someone who knows when to use apostrophes and hyphens.
ReplyDeleteNice boy. But WHO THE HELL IS HE? Big mistake writing an EMAIL to TKC! A career killer, prolly, unless he lays low until he grows up and we all forget about him.
ReplyDeleteKC/JXCO politics is all about middle agers who have no career options but government work.
Kid, go into technology. Get a high tech degree. Move to Johnson County. Get a job along college boulevard. No future in KCMO or Jackson County, fer sure, fer sure!
Trust me on this, lad. Money to be made. but not here!
I think the Denise Milani photo is a vague reference to a certain brunette that Tony seems to favor and who works the blogs for John Crawford. That paid operative just might have been behind the negative comments about Mase.
ReplyDeleteMase--you're doing just fine. DON'T take any advice from Radioman.
ReplyDeleteThe Political Consulting Firm of Moreno and Hakes.
ReplyDeleteWhere you are always first in line!
Your mother must be ashamed to have broaght forth a girly boy like you.
ReplyDeleteObviously your father left, probably because of you.
Your step-father must really love your mother to put up with being associated with you.
See Mase? They'll say anything to bait you . . .
ReplyDeleteBTW 1/7/11 1:35 PM
I'd be proud to be the parent of a person as fine as Mase. You on the other hand I'd be so ashamed of I'd probably disown you.
1/7/11 1:48 PM
ReplyDeleteDo you have big hangy tits and fake blone hair?
1/7/11 1:55 PM
ReplyDeleteI do not. What I do have is courage and class. Something you know nothing about. Obviously.
I read this comment in its original context. I thought it was well done. I salute his bravery. Every gay man I have known is a better person then every gay hater I have ever known. I would be proud to have him for a son.
ReplyDeleteWell then you cannot be Harris Wilder either.
ReplyDelete1/7/11 2:04 PM
ReplyDeleteKeep guessing idiot. You'd be so surprised if you ever had the brains to figure out who I am.
Great point Byron.
I disagree with the personal attacks on Mase, but he does have A LOT of learning to do. He is only 19 and does not even have a college degree. THerefore, to even make a statement on "his behalf" is a bit too much. He violates politics 101-- don't run your mouth and react to everything said about you. Mase, from here on out, don't respond to comments made on TKC.By the way, if I were Anne McGregor, I would be very embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteYup, kid, go lay low. This room is way too fast for you. You'll just hurt yourself in this fast room. Chill. Watch for awhile. Don't jump in until you know the room!
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty treacherous, actually and anonymous men in here will jump you in a heartbeat, which may very well not be your style! Yup, eat you up and spit you out!
Like I said, go to another jurisdiction. This KC/JXCO one really does suck! People in here only want to jump you. So go elsewhere!
2:14: And when you were 19, you were... ?
ReplyDeleteRadioman's speaking for himself, Mase. Not everyone here wants to jump you.
ReplyDeleteI suspect a lot of us are envious that we were nowhere near where you are when we were 19. 1:35 is probably bitter that not only is he a pathetic loser, he can't spell worth a damn.
Hey guys, OK this is the REAL Mase Hakes. I wanted to let you know that the fact that I have a modified fauxhawk, wear oversize jackets, off season color shirts and a tie I stole off a dead homeless guy is no reason not to take me seriously.
ReplyDeleteWell, I read the room. I understood what was being said. Sorry, but I have a degree in journalism so I do understand when a boy is being hit on. I have a basic understanding of the language
ReplyDeleteMy view is that there are way too many amateurs in the blogosphere.
While they're views are sweetly quaint, and so completely ordinary which is so trendy today, we all must realize that just because God gave us ALL OPINIONS and VOICES, our views are not necessarily GOOD ENOUGH to be SHARED with everyone!
Put another way, not all of us are smart enough to share. That includes LADY GAGA whose tits and bare ass surely surpass her intellect!
Radioman, where do you get Mase is being hit on? I see some outright attacks, and some defense here, but nothing screams date me Mase! Just when I begin to think you actually have some intellect, you totally blow it!
ReplyDeleteSomeone point that kid to a good barber.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that Mase just might have been the creep who put the comments on about Jim Glover and his family. He is simply not very mature.
ReplyDelete1/7/11 3:15 PM
ReplyDeleteProve it.
Mase has lost his cool plenty of times to give himself that credibility. He has NO IDEA what he is doing in politics. He is a freshman at a community college for god sakes.
ReplyDeleteHoly fuckin shit, are those Rod Jetton's Green Balloons in the back of that picture!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThats some funny shit Chuck!!
ReplyDeleteMy momma had tits like that.
ReplyDeleteChuck wins again.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if it wasn't for eye candy nobody would even visit this porta-potty of the internet.
ReplyDeleteAt least you get one thing right, Tony. You're a first-class smut peddler ;)
Any intern that sends a letter to a blogger should be fired immediately.
ReplyDeleteLife isn't easy for me with a dick that smells like shit, and burping and shitting semen.
ReplyDeleteI must admit it though, I like the feeling of semen running out my ass and down my legs as I walk to class...
@ those pretending to be Mr. Hakes, especially the one at 9:36PM- Your mother and sister said the same thing. I hope it makes you feel great picking on a 19 y/o man for being gay. Your mother should have aborted you, but hey you could always just kill yourself. I have met Mase, and he is a genuinely nice person. His sexual orientation has nothing to do with anything. You fucking loser. Plus, he and his boyfriend are hawt
ReplyDelete10:24 PM, thank you for your compliment.
ReplyDeleteIf you are hung and into group things, maybe we can work something out.
Me and my man are into felching and fisting. I'm dying to try getting fucked by two men at the same time.
Maybe you can make my fantasy cum true?
P.S. Bring your own gerbil.
Everyone who has no life except to comment on a blog to gay-bash say, "I" including the Mase Hakes impersonator.
ReplyDeleteWhile I understand Blogs are by no means considered true or formal journalism, there is still no reason to bash someone based on their sexual orientation, especially on a political posting which has nothing to do with sexual preference.
I have met Mase, and he is a great guy. Do I talk to him on a regular basis? No. I can tell you one thing though, as a 19 year old attending a community college, he is more mature and intelligent than half of the losers commenting on this thread. I would be surprised if Mase Hakes at 11:26 is older than 16. Wait I will give you credit maybe 21, but just inebriated.
I believe that it is time for all of you to realize that his involvement in politics, even if he were a junior in high school, is far greater than anything you will amount to sitting in your mother's basement trolling online.
Marc,
ReplyDeleteDid his breath smell like shit or cum?
Great post, Marc. I'd say your estimate that Mase is more mature and intelligent than half the losers commenting on this thread is low. I'd put it at 90%, and that includes Radioman.
ReplyDeleteAnother KCMO "political denizen".
ReplyDeleteAmateur night cowtown USA!
Why does this post start with talking about "somebody important" and then turn out to be about this guy?
ReplyDeleteIf this is what passes for big-time political goings on, KCMO ismoe of a joke than we thought.
Mase as a friend,I want you to learn from this. NEVER respond to blog attacks directly.
ReplyDeleteAn Old Man,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the advice. Sometimes I'm not thinking real clearly.
You see, breathing methane while rimming my boyfriend clods my thinking with the lack of oxygen.