TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR FUNKY DUCKS A SUMMONS!!!



Franky, I don't have a problem with deadbeats . . . They're my kind of people. Deadbeats duck debt collectors and the folks who deliver notices of summons from the courts.

Let's remember that AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS reported on the Mayor skipping out on a summons at City Hall.

Now this bit of EXCLUSIVE reporting has been confirmed by Case.net documentation.

Mainstream newsies might want to look up 1016-CV01459 - SHAWN PIERCE V CITY OF KANSAS CITY MISSOURI ET AL and then send me a PDF copy as well. I would do it myself but I was thinking about playing video games later and I don't think transcription qualifies as so-called journalism.

Anyhoo . . . Check out the "service information" of the case and you'll see it notes Kansas City's Mayor:

REFUSED TO RESPOND FOR SERVICE

Sure, The Mayor talks about "transparency" and openness but obviously process servers note the opposite.

In much the same way that some of my best friends would duck and hide from the law . . . It looks like Mayor Funky is no better than the lowly buddies of TKC and not the so-called Smart with the Money Mayor we all had hoped.

TKC EXCLUSIVE: IN MUCH THE SAME WAY THE MAYOR DUCKED OUT ON SERVERS, HE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR TODAY'S PARKS BOARD MEETING!!!

So, I don't know if this is a new campaign strategy but it seems like Mayor Funky is going into hiding before his next election.

Comments

  1. Run and hide funk.

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  2. It is pretty routine, the mayor, as the figurehead of the city, is frequently being served with legal papers.

    If your "awesome tipsters" weren't outside shitting in the gutter, they'd know this.

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  3. But it's not routine for the City to be sued due to the bad(and illegal) behavior of the mayor and his staff.
    And this isn't the last time the Flunks will be sued.

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  4. inafunkaboutthefunk3/16/10, 7:52 PM

    oh anon 708... what isn't routine is any Mayor ducking or running out on such a summons! Nice try though... this is something that Randy Andy Squitiro would write.

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  5. 7:08 my, my you Funky guys need to stop. We don't buy it. LOOSERS

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  6. Seriously, I'd dodge them too, if I had as many as he's had.

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  7. The mayor is not only embarrassing himself, he's embarrassing the office of mayor and the entire city--too bad for all.

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  8. TKC I believe you are wrong. I am sure the Mayor wasn't refusing service. Gloria was not around to give him permission to accept the process servers paperwork.

    We all know Funk is GS slave boy.

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  9. Remember she wipes him when he goes to the toilet. If she is not with him he wears Depends adult diapers.

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  10. Sheriff Sharp, Do your duty and apprehend this man.

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  11. Fucking hilarious that Kendrick is so obvious when he posts on TKC.

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  12. Funk should be the new meskin hero, Tonz...might offer you pointers on ducking the landlord or INS.

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  13. Sharp should be able to nab him at the Irish parade tomorrow.

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  14. The Orange Revolution should end in an orange jumpsuit.

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  15. Funk can only avoid service of process for so long. He is going to have to face the music eventually. Pierce is about to get paid like Ruth Bates.

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  16. Shouldn't be to hard to find him he sits on the Board of Police Commissioners ! Give the papers to KCPD. It will give our Police Chief something to do.

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  17. The Chief could not make a collar if he had to.

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  18. I wonder if the "regular people" that he campaigned on get out of jury duty?

    I had to serve jury duty for two weeks this past year, it sucked and I would expect nothing less from a Mayor who doesn't listen to anybody he disagrees with.

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  19. The KCPD Chief needs to be put on weight control.

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  20. If we had elected a real cop like Bullard rather than Sheriff Sharp the Mayor those papers would have been served by now.

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  21. Very true Anon 7:20

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  22. Maybe they need to hire some servers who can get the job done. Like his troll. As she hands him toilet paper it could actually be a summons.

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  23. Bwahhhh Ha Ha3/17/10, 4:38 PM

    You can get out of jury duty fairly easy by tossing everything you get from Jackson County in the trash.

    A friend of mine has been doing it for 20 years.

    And so far he's been very successful in evading their crap.

    He say's there's no way in hell they can prove you ever got it and after awhile they forget about you.

    Probably because everyone else is doing the same thing.

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  24. Shawn Pierce is a lazy lier.

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  25. Shut up, Kendrick.

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