I don't know if you can say that this blog has a "benefactor" but I had a friend bring TKC up from the basement for about three hours last night.
Not only did I have THE BEST FUCKING SALMON I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE but with my own nickles and quarters I was able to buy a lap dance with the very lovely HALEY who was working the late shift at Bazooka's . . .
And okay, she wasn't Victoria Silvstedt but she's actually studying Radiologic Technology (seriously!!!), she has two kids and seemed rather nice. I'm sure my $15 helped her cause immeasurably . . . I'm not sure it's love but you bags will be the first to know when I send out the wedding invitations. Look for the write-up at Bazooka's blog.
I know . . . I'm generous like that.
P.S. her bikini bottom touched my goatee . . . So naturally, I shaved it off as soon as I got home . . . TKC will not be caught slippin.
I bet you thought she "really liked you" too huh Tony? LMFAO @ people who tell you how great strippers are. "yeah i got a REALLY good blowjob from this hooker last night. She said my cock was huuuuuge and I am waaaay goodlooking OMG"
ReplyDeleteway to go. i thought 2balls was tour only thrill.
ReplyDeleteSweet.
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