Okay, the murder rate is out of control and there hasn't been any workable solution proposed; but as much as I can't stand the vast majority of d-bags who read this site . . . I want as many readers as possible and that means keeping TKC alcoholics safe so that I can wield my awesome influence somewhere down the line.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE PEOPLE!!!
Remember that Kansas City is exceedingly violent and keep your head on a swivel at all times.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK KANSAS CITY!!!
Assuming that drunk drivers don't kill some innocent person for which they should probably be killed in return, paying lawyers for an easily avoidable offense is just plain wrong.
To wit . . .
BECAUSE OF AMAZING, INFLUENTIAL AND AWESOME COVERAGE BY TKC . . . HOLIDAY CAB IS BACK IN ACTION AND WILL PROVIDE A WAY HOME FOR KANSAS CITY PARTY PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T MADE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS!!!!
Holiday Cabs will be available from 7 p.m. on Dec. 31, 2008 to 3 a.m. on Jan. 1, 2009
The phone number to call is 816-777-1115.
D-bags dispute the claims of this blog all the time but there's no denying that Kansas City Party People need to protect themselves.
Wear a condom, watch out for yourself, don't drive drunk.
Have a safe and fun New Year's Eve Kansas City!!!
Oh yeah, and Happy New Year!!!
You're a bastard.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year T.
Tony,
ReplyDeleteWishing you a happy new year, keep up the great work, hope you lose your virginity in 09.
Now that's comedy.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year TKC.
The cops are licking their chops tonight. Just think of all the revenue.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha. That's True. Too bad Kansas City has to turn to drunks to pay the bills.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, nooo!!! I'm sooo drunk!!! I need someone to rescue me from my own dumb self!!
ReplyDeleteI better call a cab because I'm so irresponsible that I just couldn't anticipate that I might be drinking in excess on NEW YEARS FUCKING EVE.