KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS are doing a public service for every media watcher in town. By providing advanced info that mainstream media outlets are unable or unwilling to provide . . . TKC TIPSTERS are offering "regular folks" a glimpse inside the Mayor's office and the transparency and openness that Mayor Funky failed to deliver.
There's also a bit of advanced time to so some research . . . For instance, TKC TIPSTERS want local media watchers (and newsies who never like to mention TKC) to know that . . .
THE NEXT HIGHLY DAMAGING DEPOSITION TO THE FUNKHOUSER ADMINISTRATION WILL COME FROM A WOMAN WHO WAS REFERRED TO BY GLORIA SQUITIRO AS BERNIE MAC!!!
This round of testimony is going to rip the lid off of a great many Funkhouser lies and will prove exceedingly embarrassing to the Kansas City Co-Mayors.
I never thought the MammyGate Trial would get to this point and would have been settled because I believe . . . .
THE INFORMATION IN THIS UPCOMING DEPOSITION THAT WILL BE A PART OF THE PUBLIC RECORD WILL CONTAIN MORE THAN ENOUGH DAMAGING TESTIMONY THAT COULD BRING ABOUT THE NEPOTISM INVESTIGATION FROM A STATE AND COUNTY LEVEL!!!
At this point, the Mayor is literally risking his job and bringing Kansas City's daily local government business to a halt because of his stubbornness and his wife's racial slurs.
The only silver lining to all of this is that as Mayor Funky continues down this path he loses even more support every day.
TKC CONTENTION:
IF MAYOR FUNKHOUSER WAS REMOVED FROM OFFICE BECAUSE OF CLEAR CUT INSTANCES OF NEPOTISM . . . VERY FEW PEOPLE WOULD COMPLAIN AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF RESIDENTS WOULD CELEBRATE THE END OF THIS LONG, LOCAL NIGHTMARE!!!
And let me amend that statement . . . Nobody in Kansas City Proper would care if Mayor Funky was removed from office and the folks who would raise a ruckus in rural areas around KC (talk radio listeners) would quickly move on to complaining about Obama or the fact that their daughters are married to Mexicans.
This thing really has come down to the wire and the only people I can find consistently supporting the Mayor are either smart folks looking to cash in favors before he's forced to leave or reactionary white people who don't understand the issues and just see a clueless white dude (one of their own) buckling under the pressure.
Either way . . . Mayor Funky's troubles show no sign of coming to an end . . . A special thanks to TKC TIPSTERS (STAND UP!!!) for giving readers of this blog an advanced preview.
I would like to take a preview of Kim Kardashian's ass. I bet it would taste spicy and delicious like the roast beef from the Peppercorn Duck Club that's marinated in red wine.
ReplyDeleteyour blog is good good good......
ReplyDelete"would quickly move on to complaining about Obama or the fact that their daughters are married to Mexicans"
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO - that is so true - I crack up every time I visit Olathe and see all the wannabe yuppies being forced to deal with other another color besides BEIGE....
Sort of lucky for the Squid that Bernie Mac died in August of 2008. Now he can't be called to tesify as to whether or not calling an African-American woman "Bernie Mac" is rude and abusive. I guess the Squid will have to rely on the testimony of others... is there anyone out there other than Big Ed Wolf who thinks it's okay to do this? Actually, it seems that Big Ed Wolf has woken up to the fact that it IS NOT OKAY to do this.
ReplyDeleteYou better look for other witnesses Squid :)
Yes T. This Mayor is toast.
ReplyDeleteThe mayor should pack up all his crystals and other shit and leave the 29th floor as soon as possible...just get out.
ReplyDeleteHold off on the wake. Let us, in spirit of the American justice, here their side of the story. And then hang them. I plan to attend the trial. Much entertainment value to the Mark and Gloria show.
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian needs it long and hard....unlike Squitiro
ReplyDeletehttp://h8torade.com/2008/11/14/kim-kardashian-bikini-goodness/
YES!
ReplyDeletehere's a another funny. Funkhouser is a democrat like Obama and Tony.
ReplyDelete428? So?
ReplyDeleteDumb ass.