Note to myself when out in public:
Try to be a lot nicer to women in my daily routine.
No more cat calls.
Refrain from saying "nice wheels" whenever a woman wearing a skirt walks by.
It is inappropriate to yell "That's a huge bitch" whenever a woman taller than me passes by . . .
Not all women shake hands with their right breast.
"I can smell you" should not be the first option for greeting a female in an elevator.
Ex-girlfriends don't appreciate emails with the subject header "I miss your body"
"Who's she fuckin'?" is not always the most pertinent question in regard to the career path of a professional female.
Stand no less than one and half arms length away from any woman during an (inevitable) argument.
Check it:
Woman Stabs Man at 56th and Wabash
good advice tony! funniest stuff i've seen you write in awhile! lmao!
ReplyDelete"I can smell your cunt" worked for Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs.
ReplyDeleteTotally got Clarice all moist when she heard it.
queen latifah had a good song/video about the crud men dare to say to the supposedly weaker sex.
ReplyDeleteI like the smell of smelly cunt. Especially on my fingers, that way I can sniff them all day while I work in my cubicle.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha. Good stuff T.
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