Will The Star release the sex tapes?



Just got off the phone with another Missouri politico . . . I find that actually talking to people makes this blog more interesting but with fewer posts. Life is give and take . . .

Anyhoo . . .

PRETTY MUCH EVERY DEMOCRAT IN MISSOURI IS CONVINCED THAT THE STAR IS HOLDING ON TO SEX TAPES THAT COULD BE CONNECTED TO CONGRESSMAN SAM GRAVES!!!


Of course I'd like the news confirmed, but frankly I'm not sure if I want to see some of the round bodied Republicans even if they're sharing the screen with some of the hottest Ozark lake skanks.

I'm not holding out hope of The Star releasing the footage . . . Usually the way this kind of thing works is that a highly interesting scandalous story circulates through the Show Me State rumor mill and either fizzles out, is explained away by timid tv reporters or finally boils over with various print media outlets playing crowd control.

We'll see . . .

Comments

  1. Are you kidding? If they had that tape it would be on the front page. They hate republicans.

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  2. Show us the tapes!!!

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  3. I doubt these politicians would be dumb enough to record their escapades. They may be stupid but nobody is as dumb as Paris Hilton except for the lady herself.

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  4. Democrats are convinced of a lot of thing, that doesn't necessarily make them true.

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  5. oh goody, that's exactly what I want to see on the cover of the Star when I wake up.

    Hopefully they come up with a witty caption....like... Digging Deep Graves?

    Eww.

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  6. Eh ... I've seen the tapes. Pretty boring stuff of Sam Graves sitting on the toilet "pleasuring himself" while reading a copy of Livestock Review. The only real "action" in the tape is when Graves looses his grip on his tweezers, drops them into the toilet, then calls Jeff Roe into the bathroom to fish them out.

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  7. If Lewis or Rhonda knew where the tapes were, they'd leak them out. So since they aren't out there, they probably don't exist.

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  8. with young boys or girls? I could see him going either way. Is Blunt on the tapes, maybe as a watcher.

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  9. Maybe farm animals???

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