So goes Sprint, So goes Kansas City



Corporate propaganda proclaims that Kansas City's economic future is inexorably tied to a shaky telcom that has already underwent a merger and is continually firing employees.
"We believe no company is more important to the economic health of Kansas City than Sprint is," Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint Nextel said. "Our salaries alone inject over $1 billion a year into this economy."
The fact that this telcom owns a little piece of The Star's Internet presence speaks to their dedication to this area (I guess) . . . Still, I think we can all agree that if Kansas City's finances are connected to this floundering corporate giant . . . We're all screwed.

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  1. No CEO is less important to anyplace than Dan Hesse.

    He's a skinny-ass meth user who is the current captain of the Titanic...er, Sprint.

    What will KC name its precious white elephant arean when Sprint goes belly up?

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  2. I thought Sprint was in Overland Park? Maybe they want to resume paying KC taxes - we'll let 'em.

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  3. Tony, darling - "that has already underwent a merger" s/b "UNDERGONE," sweetie.

    kisses from the fat one.

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