Leave it to the nastiest local message board in Kansas City to make the sexual preference of local newsies the topic of recent scuttlebutt (EWWWW!!!).
Not that there's anything wrong with that or anyone's business but there's some interesting/slanderous/ghey talk about the newsies at KSHB and their personal lives over at GWCR.
Nevertheless, I'm not going to get into anybody's ghey business (EWWWWW!!!)
I've always thought that obsessing over who is or is not the ghey was kinda the ghey.
Who would want the horrible job of sniffing out the ass bandits (i.e. lesbians) in any news organization (EWWWWWW)?
That kind of discrimination is just uncalled for . . . And kind of the ghey.
Also, it's a longstanding policy of almost every and any media outlet in Kansas City to completely ignore, censor and shudder in fear over the discussion of the personal lives of local media colleagues. Is it the ghey to wonder which news dude loves the cock in Kansas City? I'm guessing most of the staff at The Pitch probably knows already from personal experience.
Therefore I guess I should follow suit and pretend to know nothing about the local news station that unwittingly is letting its homo rainbow colors fly. Frankly, I think it could be a selling point . . . I thought that shows about the ghey people had really high ratings on TV or is there another reason why CSI is popular besides the ghey obsession with bodily fluids left behind at somebody's apartment?
My lips are sealed, and I'm also standing against a wall while refusing to pick up the soap.
By the way, NO HOMO on this entire post.
Also, if you're bending over backwards for more ghey friendly news check out Camp KC, they don't have an ax to grind like most of the homersexuals at The Pitch.
Hey, as long as Donna Pittman is on the air, who cares about those other channels.
ReplyDeleteAs a proud gay man I resent the way you portray us folks.
ReplyDeleteSo proud you're anonymous. Come out!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you folks aren't talking about me.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are gay.
ReplyDeletetony's obsession with gheys kinda makes me wonder what kinda fantasies he's dealing with down in mom's basement.
ReplyDeletewerd. He's totally gay no matter how many times he says no homo.
ReplyDeletethe rainbow colors or rainbows are to signify that God is not going to bring another flood upon the earth as He promised.
ReplyDeleteWho cares if the news guy is ghey. I'll tell you what's ghey. A republican calling himself "the paintman".
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, I am all for open man on man or woman on woman love. Not only is it a cool freedom of expression, but it also runs out all of the bad republicans.
well...at least the ones that aren't in prosti houses or looking for action in bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteThis is why when I want the news, I just hit the park bathroom.
ReplyDeleteI used to date a certain local meteorologist's pot dealer. We really enjoyed watching the weather each night.
ReplyDeleteNow, THERE is a story - which newsies inhale. Although, considering the quality of our locals, I'd have to think that they ALL do.
Wow Tony. You've really pulled out all the stops to fill this post with as much homophobic hatred and stereotypes as possible. Are only some minority groups worth your precious trumpeting? If they were gay and black would that make a difference or do you have insulting commentary for those groups too?
ReplyDeleteTony will not mention black or hispanic homos. Only white guys.
ReplyDeleteHe's kind of like a raceaphobic.
who cares?
ReplyDeleteyou realize that it is crap like this that keeps you from having any credibility?
ReplyDeleteAt least 38 has hired Hollie Starr. She doesn't look gay.
ReplyDeleteNot mention Hispanic homos? I thought Tony outed Chris Hernandez years ago?
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