I've always hated these Santa updates from local news outlets:
"Santa Claus has permission to use Kansas City’s parks and boulevards in performance of his official duties.It's just condescending and wrong to mislead kids with the local news stories regarding Santa or Kansas City crime dropping.
An agreement approved unanimously last week by the Board of Parks and Recreation Commissioners allows Santa, one sleigh, many gifts and nine reindeer to use the system between 9 tonight and 5 a.m. Christmas Day."
No, the only lazy fat worthless spic in this town is you.
ReplyDeletereal Santa was German
ReplyDeleteI hate the fact that we've got NORAD tracking the big f*t bastard
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Maybe NORAD might have been able to protect us on September 11 if they weren't so busy using tax money to follow the movements of fictitious pagan holiday characters. Where's Michael Newdow when you need him?
Tony has as much presence of mind in one dude's head as Santa.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Now that's power.