There is only a KC Chiefs quarterback "controversy" if you are an idiot

There is one word for what happened to the Kansas City Chiefs yesterday:

HUMILIATION!!!

Without question, the team that Kansas City put on the field yesterday was THE WORST THAT NFL FOOTBALL HAS SEEN IN YEARS.

But, that's not just my opinion, that's the opinion of almost every person who emptied out of Arrowhead Stadium halfway through the 4th quarter.

The Chiefs lone touchdown, thrown by Brodie Croyle while the opposing team was headed for the locker room, offered no redemption or reason for hope . . . It was simply the usual backhanded slap in the face that Chiefs fans are afforded every season for nearly a generation. It's a faint glimmer of hope, it's a reason that PR people use to sell tickets. IT'S A LIE!!!

Brodie "3rd string on any decent team" Croyle should be the Chiefs quarterback but that's not going to help the prospects of Kansas City's pathetic taxpayer subsidized team this season . . . It'll only make following these chumps more interesting because the dude has an insanely hot wife.



The Chiefs cannot win win in their current configuration and considering the ineptitude of the rest of their bargain basement lineup, things don't look that promising in the near future.

Really, this season is a lost cause and everyone knows it. Yesterday's game was nearly blacked out by the TV Networks and rumor has it that it was only the intervention of KC's media in buying up A TON of tickets which put the game on the air so at least the broke ass folks (like myself) could watch it at home.

Incidentally, LARRY JOHNSON'S PERFORMANCE WAS NOT ONLY PATHETIC BUT ALSO AN EXAMPLE OF A CLASSIC KANSAS CITY RIPOFF. More than 20 mil for less than 20 yards in rushing? Really!?! The guy is so obviously playing at half speed simply to pick up a check. Buyer's remorse anyone? Priest Holmes sitting on the sideline in plain clothes, getting paid to watch the game from a pretty good seat only offered insult to (persistent) injury. Realistically, the Chiefs only have one or two players who want to play the game or at least get traded to a better franchise while demonstrating their talents: Jared "Please take my keys" Allen and Dwayne Bowe.

The only bright spot in this game was seeing the fickle nature of the Johnson County consumer on display again. In the end, nobody wants to see a mediocre attraction that disappoints at every turn and can't compete under pressure . . . And that's when Jackson County is picking up the tab. Yesterday, Kansas City Proper got a look at JoCo folks turning their backs on KC en masse . . . Get used to it because whether it's a regional transportation plan or "Electric Avenue" it's going to happen more often given that not even dazzling media campaigns will draw a crowd to take part in a losing effort.