I was reading the Superficial recently was pleased to see that Alicia Silverstone is one step closer to making porn movies. If TKC waits patiently enough, all his dreams will come true.
Because she can't seem to get any paying work as an actress Silverstone has posed naked in an ad for PETA proving once again that the expert use of Photoshop is the probably the most miraculous diet program available.
If only vegetarians actually looked this hot in real life. I've been in quite a few KC veggie restaurants and most of the clientèle look as if they might also frequent heroin dens . . . Only Kansas City heroin addicts aren't quite so smug.
The point is that most KC veggies are so pedantic and obnoxious about their dietary choices in this BBQ loving town that they often mistakenly believe that there choice regarding what they stuff into their mouths (nullus) is some kind of reflection of good character. Nothing could be further from the truth given that there is overwhelming evidence in the world's most accurate encyclopedia that Hitler was staunch proponent of vegetarianism. Once again, it's just another instance of folks in Kansas City valuing the lives of animals far more than people.
Silverstone tap-tap tappity tapable. I'd give it a push.
ReplyDeleteTony's right on with this one. Never met one of those salad shooters who wasn't smugly superior about their "lifestyle". Although I do think that it's a little irresponsible of Tony to be criticizing a rare subgroup of the KC whole that is not adding pounds to their sloppy asses at a breakneck pace.
ReplyDeleteveggie chicks do taste better...ask me I know.
ReplyDeleteThat is the hottest all white meat photo I have seen EVER.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tony eats meat. So I guess that means everyone who eats meat is an immature asshole.
ReplyDeleteHitler and vegans , boy are you good. I tell you what next time my dog is involved in a gang shooting Ill turn him in. Its those animal lovers fault .
ReplyDeleteIt's not real porn unless you see a butthole.
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