See, I knew there was a reason that I endorsed Beth Gottstein in the general election . . . It wasn't because the City Council needed a breath of fresh air or because she was dubbed a "Hispanic Advocate" by the Star . . . It's because above all TKC prizes the sexy.
Therefore, it's no surprise to me that Gottstein was recently voted one of KC's most eligible singles according Forbes magazine cited in a recent article in The Star.
Still, I guess that's a dubious honor considering that KC was voted "The worst place for singles" in the nation a couple of years ago . . . But a win is a win and I can only hope the rest of the council will step up their sexy in order to keep up appearances . . . Cindy Baker Circo could certainly start wearing tighter clothes for my entertainment.
Still, it's kind of a dubious honor to be the "most eligible" politico in KC . . . There is always the chance of getting screwed over and given that this is one of the rare instances in this town's political history that the City Council holds more sway then the Mayor . . . I wonder if she'll even be able to take advantage of the title.
Consider this: The strong, united City Council is comprised mainly of women and you know how cruel ladies can be . . . The second one starts to gain power, the rest try to pull her down. Go rent Mean Girls or Jawbreaker if you don't believe me. So I guess it's only a matter of time before we see if these fast friendships made among the ladies of the City Council will stand the test of time especially when Funkhouser's modus operandi has been clumsy attempts to divide and conquer.
Ask her out Tony. All she could say is NO.
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman is one smoking Jewess. Her comedy revolves around fart and penis jokes but damn is that one tap-able hooknose.
ReplyDeleteDid Forbes miss the mustache?
ReplyDeleteShe may have a snappin' gina, but that Gottstein has got some problems in the face department.
ReplyDeletetony do you mean you voted for beth in both elections
ReplyDeleteAs long as she battles the Vulcan scourge at City Hall, Beth is alright with me. Congrats Councilwoman Gottstein!
ReplyDeleteI shall lure her back to my modern urban loft with farmer's market carrots.
ReplyDeleteI like her, smart, genuine, concerned. Obviously in politics for the long haul. Hope it doesn't fuck her up. Tap the shit out if I had half a chance.
ReplyDeleteBeth nominated herself for Forbes. Ask her little toady assistant. I wish she'd spend more time working for her constituents and less time self-promoting.
ReplyDeleteThe award should go to her plastic surgeon, her gastro-intestinal surgeon, and the makers of Red Bull which she never seems to be without.
They did miss the mustache though.
Her assistant is a Troll not a toad, Get it right!
ReplyDeleteAsk him if the Erotic City Booths of Glory offer Platinum Card status.