This is yet another story that should inspire you to throw away your computer given that the pregnant broad in the story might have met her attackers online. Anyway, it's still probably a good idea to throw away your computer no matter how the story turns out . . . Here are the details which bring to mind the Lisa Montgomery case, only stupider:
Two women are charged with kidnapping after allegedly taking a pregnant woman in order to get her baby . . .So what have we learned? Not only is the Internet dangerous but also fat women are greedy and broads who want babies are insane. I suspected as much.
Police say the pair met the victim in Clinton, Mo. under the guise of providing her with baby clothes. The victim then went willingly with the pair to Blue Springs . . .
The victim was allegedly bound and then police say Gash tried to induce labor by jumping on the woman’s stomach . . .
Stereotypes rule!!!
Oh those silly white people and their baby snatching.
ReplyDeleteStop snatching!
ReplyDeleteSome women can't have babies
ReplyDeleteHave you seen those two? They should not be allowed to breed...
ReplyDeleteyep, a couple of real nasty muffintops to be sure. thing is if they would just head down to america's pub they could have a baby of thier own...
ReplyDeleteoh, you know it's true.
I'd hit it, twice....
ReplyDeleteTony: This has been an interesting week for White Trash Crimes. First you had those two moronic-looking, but kind of hot in a "Blow-Me-Or-I'll-Put-My-Cigarette-Out-in-Your Face" way guys who tied up and photographed the teen girls (a friend of mine says one of those guys gave him a hummer at Erotic City once) and now these two tubs o' lard skanky slagdogs who couldn't pay a guy to lay them, not even the two psycho (but sexy) wanna-be pornographers. That's why the one Hostess Cupcake junkie had to steal a baby...she's too ugly to have one in any natural way. Oh well, it won't matter anyway. She'll be on the muff-diving team in Cell HU-27 at the ladies correctional facility soon enough. I heard Big Mamma Moran's waiting for her to be sentenced so she can scream out: "New fish in the tank!"
ReplyDeleteStop this bashing of my friend Lauren Gash! She's a good Christian girl who was led astray by the wiles of Satan. I told her. I said, "Girl, if you listen to that filthy dirty heavy metal music, Satan will jump in your obese, cellulite-laden body and take over your soul and you will never find a decent Christian boy to ever take you to an Amy Grant concert." I can't, being a practicing Baptist, use the filthy words she called me, but one of the words started with an F and it wasn't football, if you know what I mean. I recognized the voice coming out of her. It was SATAN. She's really a sweet girl under all those layers of fat and excess flabby skin. We should all pray for her and hope that when she's in the Big House, she finds her way back to Jesus and a exercise program. Thank you for letting me defend my friend Lauren Snatch, I mean Gash.
ReplyDeleteShit like this makes it even harder to defend Kansas City against all those who think we're a bunch of ass-backward Missouri imbreds.....
ReplyDeleteAnother example of why abortion should be legal...both women attackers should have either been swallowed by their mothers during conception, or aborted.....
Matt, if you would have given you sister a little loving she wouldn't have to turn baby snatcher.
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