All right damnit . . . Local media is keeping you on the down low, they have you grabbing ankle . . . If Kansas City is ever going to return to the title of "Paris on the Plains" then the local media needs to get back their killer instinct and give me credit for highlighting questions about Larry Johnson's alleged homosexuality or at the very least THE INSANELY WEIRD fact that two millionaires are sharing the same residence.
Thankfully, the blogosphere has already went to work on this one and Byron Crawford has stepped up with a KILLER POST that mentions yours truly and how everyone in Kansas City has had their suspicions about our running back who continually folds in the clutch.
My boy TKC lives in Kansas City, so he should know. And you know how Mexican dudes are about teh ghey people. They don’t play that shit south of the border. So he’s been on top of this story for some time now. According to a post on his blog from back in 2005, Johnson (heh) is more or less a known fruit, having been outed in a story in KC’s local New Times Village Voice fishwrap the Pitch from back then.IF YOU LOVE THE CHIEFS or wonder where billions in Jackson County tax money is going, you need to read this:
Why in the world Jay-Z would live with another guy, let alone a suspect male model is beyond me. Granted I’ve lived with a series of guys (and not, as many of you bitches would like to think, my mother) going back to the late 1990s, but that’s because I could hardly even afford to live with a roommate, let alone by myself. Obviously neither Jay-Z nor this Larry Johnson fellow have such an issue.
Is Jay-Z on the DL?
And because this highly important issue involves pro-sports I'm sure that maybe a talk show host has hinted about it today or maybe not . . . I have a lot of faith in Jack Harry's haircut but maybe this isn't his style . . . Still, it's just more proof that local media loves keeping you in the dark and would have everyone in Kansas City grabbing ankle . . . NO HOMO!!!
P.S. For more local discussion that the local media won't provide, check out the thread at KC talk as well.
No one cares if LJ is a fudge packing Homo or not. It merely means that we won't be hanging around the same bars (he'll be at the gay bars I won't). All he needs to do is score touchdowns. He can go play Hershey highway patrol man on his own time.
ReplyDeletePlus that leave more white women for me.
Two things bother me about this. First, why is Jay-Z hanging out with LJ? Gay or Straight the guy is a dumbass jerk. Second, did anyone else notice that XXL mag had no clue who LJ is? He's only one of the top 10 running backs in the NFL! SLAP! WAKE UP XXL !!
ReplyDeleteI agree. Who cares?
ReplyDeleteHe can fuck puppies on Broadway at lunch time for all I care.
Just hold on to the ball and run fast.
Hold on, everyone is worried about LJ being gay but if this is true I'm happy. Afterall, once he comes out that means less women will be beaten silly in bars. Anyways, as a football fan I'm more worried about our star RB being a male model.
ReplyDeleteYou are so happy right now because you created a story out of nothing.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, you have become the old media.