Help a local babe become Miss High Times!!!

I've always known I've had an eye for talent. All of my ex-girlfriends have went on to great heights after they dumped my ass and it seems like as soon as I enter any establishment, it always becomes crowded with d-bags that are just lining up to spend their money in front of me. Put simply, TKC is good for business.

Accordingly, it's good to see that one of my favorite local models is on the cusp of greatness.

A couple of months back, you might remember that I introduced you to a Kansas City model who called herself Sweet Indica.

Well, now it seems that the local model is first in the running to become Miss High Times!!!!!!!



Pictured here with this brick of weed that looks like its big enough to kill a horse, I think it's obvious the hot local 27 year-old broad is well qualified to represent High Times Magazine.

Additionally, I think Kansas City deserves this kind of sexy ass representation on a national level given the fact that - As far as consenting adults are concerned - Smoking weed is tantamount to chewing bubble gum. Also, a "Miss High Times" from Kansas City pretty much proves that causal marijuana use and culture has completely taken hold in the Midwest which was (mistakenly) purported to be the epicenter of traditional values that people are forced to pretend they practice when in public.

Don't get me wrong, I think most causal drug users are scumbags who unwittingly or not fund the deadly narcotics trade in the inner city . . . But then again I'm not a big fan of the drug war either which has really only served as a mechanism to toss even more minorities in jail. Additionally, I don't smoke weed because I've heard that it induces a mellow complacency and I've always been my best when angry . . . The kind of reckless, mean-spirited and dangerous angry that only comes with drinking (perfectly legal) alcohol to excess.

But I digress . . . My point is simple: The most important thing you can do today in order to support the troops and show your appreciation for Democracy is to vote for this local model to represent Kansas City in the illustrious Miss High Times Pageant.

Because ensuring that very good looking women have access to a wide variety of mood altering substances which cause them to make bad decisions is the most important duty of every American male. Rock on NORML.