Right here in River City: Damsels in distress and other disasters

• Scared white women will always make the news.


• Yes, you can blame a guy for trying.


• Stolen whiskey and memory loss are hilarious as a nearby drunkard has a relapse (of sorts) that lands him jail.


• In one form or another, traffic in KC, as of late, is killing us all.


• Stealing air conditioners is not cool. Yes, I'm a fucking hack and I deserve to have my ass kicked for even thinking of a link that lame.


• This article reports that a Missouri youth pastor strives to put sex in a spiritual context whereas I knew a couple of priests growing up (not in a biblical sense, thank God) who simply used sex as the first step in relocating.