Bear in mind

You've got to hand it to the gheys (No homo). They've hijacked Barbara Streisand, rainbows, a good portion of the Internet and the international AIDS pandemic and now even bears (woodland predators as opposed to urban ones) have a fruity/filthy connotation.

Jen Chen's recent article about local ghey clubs catering to husky dudes with facial hair (shudder - that pretty much describes me in an alternate universe) goes into great detail about the local ghey club scene . . . Other than "young" country bars. In fact, the article was so good I checked to see if I was wearing a condom and then nearly called up my parents and told them that they never loved me.

It's no secret that gheys know how to party but this informative essay really puts things into perspective without using statistical information from the CDC. For my part, I think most clubs are ghey but it's good to see that even when it comes to boozing it up this city is separated and segregated along lines of sexual preference as well as race. Also, this article only proves to validate my assertion that most bars are depressing no matter how gay (ghey) they seem.