Covering your Fannie

According to a new federal report, mortgage overlord Fannie Mae received help from Senator Kit Bond in its attempt to undermine a probe of the company's accounting practices.

The company eventually had to pay 400 million to buy off settle the case. Bond claims that he was merely trying to make sure Fannie Mae's regulators were doing their job properly. Obviously, the Senator is interested in productivity, especially when the multi-million dollar bonuses of top executives are concerned.

Ice-T's sexy ass wife contributed to this report in the sense that her clothes are nearly as transparent as Kit Bond's motives.